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Inter Milan to battle AC Milan and Juventus for United defender as Old Trafford future appears uncertain – report

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    Manchester United defender Victor Lindelof may find a new home at Inter Milan should his career at Old Trafford come to an end.

    Lindelof has struggled to get game time at Man United this season, falling down the pecking order of Erik ten Hag prior to his exit. Under Ruben Amorim, things don’t seem to have improved for the Swedish centre-back.

    The 30 year old has appeared in just four Premier League matches as a substitute, amassing just 58 minutes of playing time.

    He has only played a full 90 minutes in two matches, namely the 2-0 win over PAOK Salonika in the Europa League and the 5-2 drubbing of Leicester City in the Carabao Cup. (Stats via Transfermarkt)

    While it was reported that Lindelof would remain fully focused on earning Amorim’s admiration after returning from his toe injury, the player’s contract runs out at the end of the season, meaning he will be a free agent this summer should no new deal be pursued.

    Inter Milan appear to have taken notice of Lindelof’s current situation, potentially readying themselves to make a move on the defender.

    “At almost 31 years old, the ‘Red Devils’ centre-back Victor Lindelof seems destined to change air,” InterLive reported.

    “The former Benfica player will not renew his contract with the English club, first with Ten Hag and now with Amorim. He has not found space, and the trend certainly will not change between now and the summer months. This is why the Swede could be the great opportunity that Inter were waiting for: a quality profile but above all, great experience, who would have no difficulty integrating instantly into Inzaghi’s chessboard.”

    Still, Inter’s pursuit of Lindelof may prove more challenging than meets the eye.

    While the Swede may no longer have a place at Old Trafford, several of Inter’s Serie A rivals also appear to be exploring a deal.

    The Peoples Person discussed links between Lindelof and Juventus, with the Italian giants reportedly looking to recruit him as a replacement for the injured Gleison Bremer.

    AC Milan is another potential suitor, with the club reportedly targeting Lindelof due to his wealth of experience at the top level.

    Having picked up an injury on international duty, Lindelof’s situation at United has become increasingly difficult.

    Perhaps it would be best for the centre-back to head to a club where he would be given a bigger role that would enable him to revive his stagnating career.


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    A faithful Manchester United supporter, Mathew has worked as a football writer and analyst for SB Nation, FanSided, and now The Peoples Person. Mathew’s heroes include David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Sir Alex Ferguson, all of whom played their part in creating some special childhood memories.

    Man Utd ‘tempted’ to accept ‘£50m offer’ for star to fund two January signings for Amorim

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      Man Utd could be ‘tempted’ to sell Diogo Dalot to Real Madrid in the January transfer window as the Spanish giants prepare an offer, according to reports.

      The Red Devils have made a positive start to life under Ruben Amorim with the new head coach taking four points from his opening two Premier League matches in charge against Ipswich Town and Everton, while he also led them to a 3-2 comeback victory over Bodo/Glimt in the Europa League.

      There have been worries that Amorim will have to work with the squad he’s got until the end of the season with funds at Man Utd very low after their summer spend.

      Man Utd brought in five new players for around £180m over the summer transfer window with Joshua Zirkzee, Matthijs de Ligt, Manuel Ugarte, Leny Yoro and Noussair Mazraoui all still getting used to the Premier League.

      Amorim has deployed a 3-4-3 formation, similar to the one he successfully used during his time at Sporting Lisbon, and there are concerns that he needs big investment to get the right players to suit his system at Man Utd.

      And now the i newspaper claims that Spanish giants Real Madrid ‘are plotting a a £50m bid’ for Dalot ‘to fill their problem right-back position as uncertainty over Trent Alexander-Arnold’s intentions persists’.

      Real Madrid are keen to do business in January with right-back Dani Carvajal set to miss the majority of the season after sustaining a serious knee injury.

      The report adds:

      ‘i understands the Spanish giants will test whether new United manager Ruben Amorim really believes the 25-year-old Dalot fits into his new system with a £50m offer in January.

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      ‘United sources insist Dalot is an important part of Amorim’s squad, while the player himself is not understood to be seeking a move away from Old Trafford.

      ‘However, Madrid are willing to make a move for Dalot now, rather than wait for Alexander-Arnold to leave Liverpool when his contract expires next summer.’

      Real Madrid ‘are one of a number of top European teams monitoring Dalot’ and Man Utd ‘could be tempted to sell’ to help themselves in the transfer market.

      Man Utd hope that the ‘funds from Dalot’s sale’ could help ‘the new boss’s pursuit of two players from his old club, Sporting Lisbon – prolific goalscorer Viktor Gyokeres and teenage talent Geovany Quenda’.

      Despite Amorim and Dalot forming a ‘good relationship’, the new Man Utd head coach ‘seems to have alternatives already, such an offer could prove very tempting indeed’.

      New Leicester boss Ruud van Nistelrooy reveals true feelings on Man Utd chop

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        New Leicester City boss Ruud van Nistelrooy admits it “hurt” that he had to leave Man Utd after Ruben Amorim’s arrival at the club last month.

        The Red Devils legend had steadied the ship after Erik ten Hag’s exit at the end of October with the former Netherlands international in charge as interim Man Utd boss for four matches.

        Van Nistelrooy led his side to a draw against Chelsea and a win over Leicester City in the Premier League, while he also beat the Foxes in the League Cup and downed PAOK in the Europa League.

        The Man Utd legend gave Amorim a solid platform to get his tenure off to the best possible start but the new Red Devils boss informed Van Nistelrooy that he would not be keeping him on in mid-November.

        That led Van Nistelrooy to look for other work and Leicester snapped him up to replace Steve Cooper with the former striker now set to face Man Utd later in the season in the opposing dugout.

        Revealing his feelings on leaving Man Utd, Van Nistelrooy told reporters: “The moment I took over the interim job, what I said was I’m here to help United and to stay to help United, and I meant it. So I was disappointed, very much so, and it hurt I had to leave.

        “The only job I would have taken as an assistant manager was at United because of the bond I have with the people in the club, and the fans.

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        “In the end I got my head round it because I also understand the new manager. I’m a manager myself. You can think of a situation, me being there… I understand.

        “I spoke to Ruben about it, fair enough to him. I was grateful for the conversation: man to man, person to person, manager to manager. That helped me a lot to move on and straightaway get into talks about new possibilities which of course lifted my spirits.”

        Van Nistelrooy takes charge of a struggling Leicester City with the Foxes losing their last three matches, including a 4-1 loss against Brentford at the weekend.

        On getting the Leicester job, Van Nistelrooy added: “I was able to make a decision that felt really good for me, and now I’m here. Everyone tells you about how good the facilities are here but when you come and see it with your own eyes, it’s hard to believe.

        “A year ago, I was in Madrid meeting [Carlo] Ancelotti, and being with him and the facilities over there, if you change the logos, it’s similar. It’s fantastic and it’s an opportunity here for young players, and all the players, to use everything possible to develop, to get better and to become better players. And in the end, that’s what it’s about.

        “For me, it’s important that I know how things are planned and managed in the near-future but also in the little-bit-longer future. What is most important is the current squad and for me to really get a good assessment over the coming weeks leading into the January window to make those assessments by giving every player the chance.”

        United given hope as €50m rated “ideal candidate” to partner Ugarte not “unsaleable” – report

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          Manchester United are keeping tabs on Eintracht Frankfurt’s 20 year old sensation Hugo Larsson.

          The Red Devils are looking to recruit in the midfield department as it appears Christian Eriksen and Casemiro do not have a future at the club beyond the summer.

          This has resulted in reports that Amorim wants to sign two players in the centre of the park to create a team with greater intensity than seen under Erik ten Hag.

          Sky Sports Germany report that the Red Devils are paying close attention to Hugo Larsson at Frankfurt as one potential option for the summer window.

          The young Swede’s fantastic progress is being “monitored” by “Real Madrid, Manchester United and many more European top clubs”.

          Larsson has been on the radar of top clubs for some time as “Real was even interested in him before the transfer from Malmø to Frankfurt” and “he was discussed at Dortmund and Leipzig as well in 2023.”

          The Scandinavian is protected by a long term contract until 2029 but crucially he is not considered “unsaleable” by the German side.

          He would not come cheap though as it is reported that “Frankfurt would demand at least €50m” for their starlet.

          Real Madrid, Manchester United and many more European top clubs are monitoring the situation of Eintracht Frankfurt‘s young midfielder Hugo Larsson (20/🇸🇪). Real was even interested in him before the transfer from Malmø to Frankfurt. #MUFC ⚫️⚪️🔴

          He was discussed at Dortmund and… pic.twitter.com/Pfd1gsdcG4

          — Patrick Berger (@berger_pj) December 2, 2024

          Larsson has been in fine form this season, scoring four goals and providing one assist in 19 games for the Bundesliga club.

          The youngster is certainly an intriguing prospect in the midfield as he has been described as “a formidable force in the attacking phase.”

          “His combination of strength, technical prowess, and exceptional ball control makes him incredibly difficult to dispose of.”

          Interestingly, his qualities also demonstrate that he could be “an ideal candidate for a double-pivot partnership, especially alongside a robust defensive midfielder”, which could hypothetically make him a perfect partner for Manuel Ugarte under Ruben Amorim.

          Featured image Christian Kaspar-Bartke via Getty Images


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          Former United man reveals which €55m star player was “always late” despite racking up fines – report

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            Former Manchester United defender Phil Jones has claimed that his former teammate, Anthony Martial, did not have the most professional approach to time-keeping.

            The two players spent eight years as teammates, as Martial joined the club in 2015 and Jones eventually left in 2023.

            The Frenchman followed the English defender out the door a year later as he left at the end of his contract and signed for Greek side AEK Athens.

            Martial showed glimpses of his huge potential during his time at Old Trafford but often left fans exasperated by his lack of work effort and constant injury issues.

            Speaking to SPORTbible (via The Metro), Jones added another complaint against the Frenchman’s professionalism.

            When he was asked who was always late for training he retorted, “how long have we got?” before adding, “Anthony Martial… always late. Yeah, always late – training, meetings, bus.”

            The interviewer then suggested there must have been financial repercussions for the player’s tardiness he claimed, “yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t think it bothered him too much!”

            He was then asked if the 28 year old would have been the most fined player in the squad he responded, “he’ll be up there, he’ll be up there.”

            The suggestion that being late on a regular basis from one of the senior players in the group highlights the dramatic drop in standards that have infected the club since the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson.

            It is also galling to understand that Martial lasted nine years at the club in spite of constant disciplinary problems, to go alongside weak performances.

            Erik ten Hag clearly tried to enhance standards in this regard and it is something that new manager Ruben Amorim will be determined to weed out as soon as possible.

            Martial has been in decent form for his new side this season, scoring three goals and providing one assist in seven matches in Greece.


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            United set to target electric Bundesliga fullback with better stats than Alphonso Davies – Sky Sports DE

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              Manchester United are considering a move for RB Leipzig fullback David Raum as the club continues its hunt for a new left wing-back for Ruben Amorim’s 3-4-3 system.

              Both of United’s left-backs, Luke Shaw and Tyrell Malacia, have endured long-standing injury issues in recent years at Old Trafford. Only in the last few weeks have either player made their first appearance of the season with Diogo Dalot and Noussair Mazraoui – both right-sided players – having to fill in in this position during their absence.

              Furthermore, neither Shaw nor Malacia are an ideal fit in Amorim’s more aggressive and proactive 3-4-3 system, which sees the 39-year-old coach demand high levels of intensity and attacking output from his wingbacks,

              The 25-year-old Malacia lacks the technical skills to be a difference maker in the final third and his protracted absence with a recurring knee injury leads to some concerns about a loss of pace, as demonstrated during Bodo/Glimt’s opening goal last week.

              By contrast, Shaw, 29, would be a perfect candidate given his potent pairing of technique and physicality. He’s also played a number of games in this system for the England national team with great effect.

              However, Shaw’s inability to remain fit due to a variety of muscular injuries means the physical toll of Amorim’s LWB role would lead to a return to the injury table sooner rather than late. The Englishman is likely to play more often as the left-sided centre-back in a 3-4-3, as this will create less tax on his body.

              As such, a new recruit for the LWB role has emerged as a priority at Old Trafford with Bayern Munich fullback Alphonso Davies linked as an ambitious summer target.

              However, Florian Plettenberg (Sky Sports) reveals another Bundesliga star is on the club’s “radar” with German international Raum “on the shortlist for the vacant left-back position.”

              🚨🔴 Excl | David #Raum is another player Manchester United have on their radar and on the shortlist for the vacant left-back position ✔️

              Already last summer, there were concrete discussions, including about figures, between #MUFC and Raum.

              As a left wing-back, the 26 y/o is… pic.twitter.com/F2na0HqgAA

              — Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) December 3, 2024

              Tweet: “David #Raum is another player Manchester United have on their radar and on the shortlist for the vacant left-back position. Already last summer, there were concrete discussions, including about figures, between #MUFC and Raum.

              As a left wing-back, the 26 y/o is considered to be a very good fit for Ruben Amorim’s new system. His development is being closely monitored. His agency, ROOF, has excellent connections to the Premier League. Contract with RB Leipzig valid until 2027. Currently injured (ankle).”

              The Sky Sports reporter contends the Red Devils considered a move for Raum last summer with “concrete discussions, including about figures” taking place with the 26-year-old’s representatives.

              Old Trafford officials reportedly consider the Leipzig defender a “very good fit for Ruben Amorim’s new system” with Raum demonstrating high levels of intensity off the ball and technical ability on it.

              Last season, the 26-year-old produced 2 goals and 8 assists in 31 Bundesliga games, demonstrating his productivity in the final third. Davies, by comparison, returned 2 goals and 7 assists.

              Raum’s contract in Leipzig is until 2027 meaning next summer would be the final opportunity for the German club to sell the wingback at a premium price; and it appears United will be at the front of the queue if they choose to do so.


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              Manchester City ‘worried’ about 115 charge ‘catastrophe’ as £150m transfer kitty put aside for fines

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                Manchester City cutting transfer market costs, Pep Guardiola’s uncertain future, Txiki Begiristain retiring and Cole Palmer leaving is not a good look.

                Send your thoughts to theeditor@football365.com.

                Good time to be bad
                Looking at City’s form and the issue of the charges hanging over them, this might not be a terrible season in which to have a blip.

                Not for a moment suggesting in any way this is anything more than a coincidence, but would a points deduction be that bad now? If they were a couple of points either side of Liverpool and they were put out of the race purely by a deduction then it’d be really gutting. Now, they could more easily swallow it, write this season off and prepare to go again next year.
                Dan (Basing that on what I think will be the most likely outcome. I just can’t see it being the expulsions or title strippings talked about)

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                Crisis management
                Previous to the recent calamities Man City had rarely looked anywhere close to their usual dominant selves this season. Speculation as to why seems to be concentrated on the players. Some too old, some too young, general squad imbalance, and perhaps an over reliance on Haaland to score goals. Yet while all this rings true it feels more like a symptom of a deeper problem than the actual cause.

                Over the last decade City have become an elite squad building machine. They’ve been stacked two deep in every position by very expensive world class players and when someone doesn’t quite fit they just replace them. Kalvin Phillips for £50m, not working, no problem, send him out on loan and spend £60m on Nunes. Mahrez and Laporte want to leave, don’t worry about it here’s £150m for Doku and Gvardiol. With this kind of system how can we explain a squad that now looks so far from capable.

                If you look back over the past 5 years City spend on average £180m a season on transfers but this past summer that figure was only about £25m which all went on a Savinho who City basically bought from themselves. Are we saying the laser focused and ruthlessly efficient City management team dropped the ball and evaluated the squad to be suitable? Unlikely. Instead I think the lack of transfer activity points to a deeper concern.

                Starting with the Der Spiegel articles of leaked emails, throughout the UEFA case against the club and since the 115 charges levelled by the Premier League, Man City have been extremely bullish and vocal of their innocence. There’s never been any acknowledgement that they may lose the case and face serious punishment. In fact their bravado alongside continued dominance on the pitch has led some to think even a guilty verdict would hardly effect them. However with the Premier League case coming to a head this season we suddenly see a spending drop off, an apparent tightening of the sky blue belt.

                Its impossible to know just how the City management team see their chances of escaping the 115 charges against them but the lack of spending and their decision to start a season with an ill prepared squad does at least suggest they’re somewhat worried what could happen. Maybe they think £150m that would normally go on new players might be needed to pay fines or cover a drop in revenue. Perhaps Sheik Mansour has decided not to sink anymore money into a soft power project that might be about to backfire. Like I said we can’t know what they’re thinking but just the perception of this creates doubt.

                From the perspective of the players this signal of caution, this allowance of doubt would surely have been detrimental. Perhaps they would otherwise shrug it off but there have been other events that in retrospect could help seed that doubt. Palmer opting to leave right on the cusp of first team football then instantly being Chelsea’s best player. Berrada jumping ship for Man United. The loss of the APT ruling with the subsequent public and seemingly desperate attempt to claim victory. Txiki Bergiristain announcing his retirement the day after. The uncertainty over Pep’s future. The thought that a guilty verdict may invalidate their achievements and effect their careers. All these things chip away at the idea of ‘the inevitable Man City’.

                Once doubt creeps in and confidence wains then mistakes multiply and its easy to fall into a cycle of negative reinforcement (as a Man United fan I can attest to how quickly the air of invincibility can disappear). It’s the managers job to rectify this and restore confidence but with the Premier League case looming large in the immediate future its going to be very difficult for Pep. Its already looking like this season is now about avoiding catastrophe rather than seeking success.
                Dave, Manchester

                The weak opposition
                After watching us sweep aside an ageing Manchester City team I started thinking about what people say about Liverpool not beating anyone good.

                Actually I think there is merit to it. Arsenal and City are poor sides just like everyone says. Why? They are one man teams. Take out Odegaard and Arsenal absolutely crumble to a lower mid table team, and I’m sure plenty of teams will just mark him out of the game once they realise without Odegaard they’re a team of training cones.

                City are even worse. No Rodri and they actually turn into Mourinho’s United who were comically running into each other and taking regular beatings.

                So they’re clearly not title worthy teams at all, and should they win a title it would likely be down to blind luck.

                I was actually impressed with Chelsea when we played them and felt at the time their results didn’t reflect their ability but now their results are starting to reflect how good they are. Maybe they’re the closest challenger ?  Maybe Liverpool will lose the next three games in a row and give everyone a chance? Who knows.

                The good news for Liverpool fans is we can actually lose three games in a row and still be top assuming second wins three in a row. That’s a nice cushion.

                I also realised that both in the champions league and the league Liverpool haven’t played a single team above them in either, and probably won’t all season.
                Lee 

                OK. Well I said 2 draws I would take.. Oh me of little faith! Wow…

                I am excited! How can I not be. But on 1st December I should not be this excited…about football anyway. About Liverpool being title favorites for sure..

                Incredible and now obviously totally worried about every time we lose points as being this far ahead this early, while amazing, is beyond ridiculous

                Wondering if Ian still wants to win it by a point on the last day? Or is happy with the current state of play

                Give Mo 3 yrs – The worst that can happen is we keep him a year passed his best.. then sell him for 20mil in 2yrs if necessary. Everyone wins?
                (Well the worst that can happen is we sell him 3yrs before his legs start to go, to Barcelona or similar)

                Robbo trying to do, and achieving, Trent-like passes was fun. There were some silly passes made in that game weren’t there!?
                Al – LFC – Lets hope Newcastle isnt after the lord mayors show and the Everton are the same ones that went to Manchester at the weekend. ps. Comon Forest (always had a soft spot for them) level with city.. Ive got a few Forest pals who are as happy as me!

                Here’s Stewie
                A tortured parable for you, if I might indulge:

                There was once a rookie race car driver – let’s call him “Michael”. He joined a prestige legacy Racing team, who provided him with a huge budget to rebuild what was an ailing car, that was behind the times. Now, Michael impressed in his debut season, making top of the podium for one of the exclusive races. Great!

                So this Michael’s bosses decide to back their rookie driver unconditionally: they give him the power and authority to hire and fire his own technical team, get in his mechanics, right down to the PR guy. Crucially, the race Team provide Michael with huge patience and an enormous budget to succeed – a budget that far exceeds the spend of almost any other race team.

                Michael improves, and starts challenging the serial reigning champion, winning key races and coming close to winning the championship – ultimately nervously choking at the final furlong on two occasions. But he’s getting closer, it’s obvious – he’s just missing an extra 5%. An obvious alteration to the driver’s car clearly needs to be made to provide him with that last weaponry needed to get over the line. Curiously, despite the entire world pointing this out, the driver decides to allocate his huge budget to an in-car ashtray and new upholstery. He insists it will give him an edge that other mere mortals simply aren’t seeing. The ashtray hadn’t been functional for some time, but nevertheless Michael is convinced its value at £65,000. The sellers of the ashtray cannot believe their luck, as they’d initially been content to get rid of that ashtray for £650.

                Michel is also rewarded with a huge new racer deal, making him one of the highest paid drivers in the world, despite having won significantly less than other, lower-numerated racers.

                Meanwhile, another of the big legacy teams – let’s call them “Limberwool” – who recently finished the season behind our Fake Rookie driver Michael (who has now spent 7 seasons and huge money trying to get over the line), hires a relatively experienced but little-known, non-glitzy driver to replace a recently-departed legendary driver. This new driver – let’s call him Larne Flot – is taking charge of a Limberwool race team that has finished behind our Fake Rookie Michael’s mega-bucks team, for two years running. Flot is given a meagre budget (he spends only 10% of our Fake Rookie) and maximum expectations of making a podium finish of any sort at the end of the season. Flot’s team get to work without fuss, Flot not feeling the need to give media interviews to discuss “Processes”.

                The pre-season favourite race driver – let’s call him “Crêpe” – and reigning champ, suddenly has the most insane of seasons after an eventful one-off race he fails to win: Crêpe goes into freefall, failing to make the podium in any race for months on end. Leaving what would appear, a clear coast for our Fake Rookie Michael, to clean up. But incredibly….in his debut season, this little-known driver Flot; with his meagre spend and with little time to get to grips with this new (technically inferior) car and technical team; is absolutely blowing every single driver out of the water.

                The race season ends, and Flot wins a championship at the very first time of asking, having spent a pittance. Our Fake “Rookie” Michael, is left fielding serious questions from the experts as to how any individual with such a clear advantage, failed to win a Championship clearly there for the taking after Crêpe took the season off. Questions are anlso asked about the decision to purchase the ashtray for so much, when an improvised piece of tinfoil would have sufficed.

                Unable to withstand the depths of this humiliating, inexcusable failure, Fake Rookie Michael’s Diehard fans blame the Deep State, Hillary Clinton’s server, PGMOL, the rules of attraction and The Boogie, for the failure.
                Stewie Griffin (we saw this before, remember that time Citeh, Chelski, Liverpool and ManYoo ALL took the season off and there was literally no opposition? Who won the PL? Ah yes. LEICESTER. 🤣🤣🤣. Slot is seriously impressive btw, Madrid, Leverkusen, Citeh and Chelsea all schooled. Top of PL + CL.)

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                Nice
                Is yesterday’s mailbox evidence of the first instance of an opposing team playing down victory over them as calling themselves sh*t?

                Only a few of the usual type of fans will be getting too giddy over the latest United result, but we can still be happy at some of the signs.

                As hoped, Rashford is boiling a little p*ss with 3 goals in 3 games (all nice), and critically his interplay with Amad who has really blossomed now he’s been given the chance we all craved for him.

                Hell, even Zirkzee was able to shine. Add him to Hojlund showing a true strikers instinct, the signs going forward are good.

                Defence remains “exciting” but things will settle, and it’s improving when you don’t rely on old legs. I’m hopeful for the chances that will be given to some of the star young talents.

                The next three league games will tell us where we really are though. And while it remains very much “who knows”, at least there’s a positive feel to that unknown.

                Which is nice.
                Badwolf

                Emery Christmas
                So I sent an email about Villa starting to look alright last week, where I was also sniffy about TV commentators misidentifying our black players, and acted as if Boubs Kamara returning would save us.

                Then I got Amadou Andre 3000 Onana’s name wrong, our Kamara-based midfield fell apart without him, and we got taken to the cleaners at Stamford Bridge. Looks like I’m performing well enough to get a job at Villa right now.

                Was a bit surprised to only see one of ours in the worst XI of the weekend – although Philogene was bad enough for 11 players tbh.

                For 2 years Villa fans have acted like Steven Gerrard is Voldemort, that we shouldn’t say his name in case he comes back, but that’s changed now – everyone was talking about He Who Should Not Be Named at the weekend.

                We all knew the players weren’t as bad as the media were making out in 2022, as they were just trying to avoid criticising The Dark Lord in public. And after an amazing 2023, we were expecting some correction to the norm between all the ACLs and PSRs and UCLs and whatever. And November did look like a pretty horrible month with those fixtures. But blimey.

                The way the team played yesterday couldn’t have been more Steven Gerrard if they’d tried to sign for Chelsea; even Martinez dusted off a Demba Ba moment. You imagine the only reason Emery didn’t come out and undermine himself by publicly sidelining the most important player at the club was that it’s hard to work out if any of our players are important at all right now.

                If anyone has any ideas about how to fix this, I’d love to hear them. Obviously not playing Chelsea all the time would be good – as they do look really excellent. Maybe Dr PSR could prise a few of their unwanteds into Birmingham for a few months in January, like the Dirty Dozen or something?

                That Villa v City clash in a few weeks should be interesting. Anyone nostalgic for some old school Barclays should definitely tune in for that one. David James up front, 5 minute Agbonlahor hat tricks, here we go.
                Neville Raines

                Worried about Eddie
                Amid all the pronouncing Man City dead and Man United/Arsenal rejuvenation, I thought I’d offer some thoughts on Newcastle so far this season.

                Newcastle got off to a pretty ropey start, some good results off the back of some unremarkable performances (I’m thinking against Southampton and Spurs in particular), and then some bad results from some ok performances. All of this went a little under the radar as Ten Hag was eating up all the crisis cub commentary. F635 pointed out that Eddie Howe would be under pressure next at the time of Ten Hag’s sacking, and this coincided with a bit of an upturn in performances and results, with headline grabbing wins over Arsenal, Chelsea (in the cup) and Forest making me feel like maybe the team was starting to gel. How wrong I was.

                The last 2 games, were not at all encouraging. Newcastle were actually pretty good for a while against West Ham but crumbled when they needed to show some character after the West Ham goal. Against Palace, the highlights and stats paint a very bleak picture against a team practically on its knees. Newcastle have some form for this kind of performance over the last few years. They have been a weird team for putting in some absolutely awful performance against some poor teams (winter of last season during the injury crisis seeing a lot of it), looking either not coached at all or not bothered. Howe got away with it last year due to the injuries and the good will from the Champions League, but I wonder how much patience the owners will have for another year of underachievement.

                After the Forest result I was looking at the next few fixtures expecting a bit of a push up the table, but we are now languishing in 11th behind Brentford, Man United and Fulham. Its not a great look. I’m not asking for a change of manager myself or anything, but with Liverpool up next there will be a lot of pressure to get results from the Brentford, Leicester and Ipswich games before the busy Christmas period including games against Aston Villa (you have my sympathies, first time in the CL is tiring), Man United and a Spurs team who’ll surely be out for revenge. If we stumble out of that run with only a handful of points Howe will surely be in danger of replacement. Amorim at man United might be showing exactly what a breath of fresh air can do for a stagnating team. I know he hasn’t been helped greatly with the club’s transfer dealings over the last 3 windows, but how long that mitigation keep a manager from the sack?
                Derek from Dundalk

                United stars licking their lips as injury crisis overwhelms Arsenal in key area of the pitch – report

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                  Manchester United’s opponents on Wednesday night, Arsenal, are suffering something of an injury crisis and could be without six key players for the Red Devils’ visit.

                  The Gunners have recovered well after an autumnal blip and have won their three matches since the November break, scoring 13 goals in the process.

                  This has largely been down to the return of their talismanic Norwegian midfielder Martin Odegaard.

                  Football.London reports that the Gunners may be without some more key players though as they prepare to face the Red Devils.

                  Two players that will definitely miss the game are full backs Ben White and Takehiro Tomiyasu.

                  White suffered a serious knee injury and will be out of action for a few months until next year. Tomiyasu is in a similar situation as he is also recovering from a knee problem.

                  Arsenal have more potential struggles in the defence as one of their most outstanding defenders, Gabriel Magalhaes, had to be taken off during their 5-2 win over West Ham United at the weekend.

                  His health issue was related to something he picked up against Sporting Lisbon in the Champions League and he is rated as doubtful for the United game.

                  Summer signing, Riccardo Calafiori, is another defender who had to be withdrawn during the match with the Hammers at the weekend. Speaking on the potential issue, Arsenal coach Mikel Arteta claimed, “well, he’s been dealing with little niggles in the last few weeks, obviously, he’s had a very serious knee injury and he’s doing really well but we have to manage his minutes. Today we have to do the same.”

                  Arsenal’s problems do not only exist in the defence and they might also have two key midfielders missing the crucial matchup with United.

                  Fellow new signing, Mikel Merino, picked up a knee injury in the Champions League and could not be included in the squad that faced West Ham.

                  Thomas Partey also suffered a muscular problem and had to be omitted from the weekend’s squad. It is touch and go whether he can be involved at the Emirates Stadium on Wednesday night.

                  Whilst Arsenal still have a strong side to choose from, sitting second in the Premier League table, United will hope to secure a vital win, which would pull them within three points of the Gunners and give Amorim a massive boost of confidence as the festive period approaches.

                  Alex is a huge Manchester United fan, inspired by greats of his homeland such as George Best, Harry Gregg and Norman Whiteside. Proud owner of such niche shirts such as Kleberson, Eric Djemba-Djemba and Gary Neville. Grew up pretending to be Ruud van Nistelrooy and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the back garden, with little success.

                  Van Nistelrooy plotting audacious swoop for 28 G/A United target after brutal cull by Ineos – report

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                    Former Manchester United interim coach Ruud van Nistelrooy is hoping to steal a march on his old side in the transfer window and sign Egyptian forward Omar Marmoush.

                    The Dutchman returned to Old Trafford in the summer to join Erik ten Hag’s revamped coaching team but was placed in temporary charge after his compatriot was sacked just before Halloween.

                    He managed four successful games as interim boss but was axed after Ruben Amorim decided to appoint an entire new set of staff that he knew from his days in Portugal.

                    Van Nistelrooy was said to be devastated by having to leave the Red Devils but he did not have to wait long for his own managerial chance as he was soon appointed Leicester City manager.

                    Despite his side scoring 11 goals during four matches as interim boss, Van Nistelrooy will know all about United’s goalscoring woes and will be aware that they are aiming to bring in a new forward to enhance their attacking arsenal.

                    One player that has been linked to United is Eintracht Frankfurt attacker Omar Marmoush.

                    The Red Devils have reportedly opened talks with the striker who has bagged 17 goals and 11 assists in just 19 matches this season.

                    Their former coach Van Nistelrooy aims to disrupt these plans however according to Danish outlet Tipsbladet.

                    They claim that “Leicester, Borussia Mönchengladbach, Villarreal and FC Köln” were all among the scouting teams keeping a close eye on the Egyptian against FC Midtjylland last week, ahead of potentially making a bid for the player’s services.

                    Marmoush had a massive impact on the game as he scored the winning penalty to give the Germans a 2-1 away day victory.

                    Leicester making a move for the 26-year-old striker and taking him away from the clutches of United would be quite a coup for the Foxes.

                    Van Nistelrooy reportedly got the job at Leicester due to his ability to form a close bond with the Old Trafford side’s dressing room and the Foxes will be banking on his reputation as a fearsome striker in his playing days to convince the Egyptian that he can learn much from the Dutchman.

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                    Alex is a huge Manchester United fan, inspired by greats of his homeland such as George Best, Harry Gregg and Norman Whiteside. Proud owner of such niche shirts such as Kleberson, Eric Djemba-Djemba and Gary Neville. Grew up pretending to be Ruud van Nistelrooy and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the back garden, with little success.

                    Man City’s doomed title defence set to join Arsenal, Chelsea, Man United and Liverpool calamities

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                      Not going well for Man City, is it?

                      Having won four titles in a row, they’ve now gone and lost four Premier League games in a row. Silly of them, and it means they currently sit a jarringly distant fifth in the Premier League table.

                      Long way to go, of course, but it inevitably sets the mind a-thinking about a) other rubbish Premier League title defences and thus b) whether or not there are enough of them for us to scrape together a vaguely justifiable 10.

                      Fair warning, the answer to b) is probably ‘No, there is not’. The top half of this list has some undeniable doozies, but we’ve had to be slightly dickish about teams who finished second before we get to that good stuff. Sorry about that. Sure you understand.

                      10) Arsenal 2004/05
                      Is it fair to include this purely because they didn’t manage to go unbeaten for a second successive season? Yes, it is.

                      You can’t go around calling yourselves The Invincibles and then lose five league games the following year, can you? Not really.

                      All seemed to be going swimmingly enough in the early stages, with Arsenal winning eight of their first nine games to extend that unbeaten run to 49 league games across three seasons, but the defeat when it came threw them all off-kilter.

                      It was an absurd and controversial defeat, at Old Trafford of all places, and it left a mark. Arsenal won only one of their next five games, and that a 5-4 absurdity in the North London Derby.

                      They recovered their composure from there on but the aura of invincibility was lost as they trailed in 12 points behind Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea. Looking back now, you can almost see the Premier League’s tectonic plates shifting; Arsenal haven’t won the league since.

                      9) Manchester City 2019/20
                      When you have successfully defended the title after every other win, as Pep Guardiola has, it feels kind of unavoidable that the one failure has to make this list. There is obviously an element of being victims of your own success in this, because most teams would bloody love a bad season where they got 81 points.

                      But context is everything, and City had racked up 100 and 98 in the previous two campaigns, making this an alarming drop in form.

                      It was an undeniably scruffy league season too from a team that just doesn’t really do that. Sure, they never even lost two Premier League games in a row never mind four, but they did lose nine games altogether, which is loads.

                      Some silly ones too, with going down home and away to Wolves a highlight as well as managing only a single point in two games against Spurs, in accordance with the prophecy.

                      The 3-2 defeat at Norwich was perhaps the most memorable slip as Liverpool sauntered off into the distance to leave City as the most isolated team in Premier League history by season’s end, sat almost bang in the middle of the vast 33-point ocean between Liverpool’s champions on 99 points and third-placed Man United on 66.

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                      8) Manchester United 2001/02
                      Manchester United’s 2003/04 might have featured an eight-point drop-off but it couldn’t match the sheer shock value of 2001/02 at the time.

                      United may have only finished three points worse off than their title-winning season in 2000/01, but it dropped them to a previously unthinkable third place. Third! Never before in the Premier League era had United suffered such indignity, and to do it the season after Ferguson had rowed back on his first retirement decision as well.

                      Not only that, but United managed to make a pig’s ear of everything that season, going potless for the first time in four campaigns. They went out of the League Cup early to Arsenal, didn’t get past the fourth round of the FA Cup and even the saving grace of a run to the Champions League semi-finals ended in the painful ‘what if?’ of away-goals defeat to Bayer Leverkusen.

                      United’s league season fell apart in an autumn run of five defeats in seven games, three of them in a row against Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham. They only lost three more games after that, but the damage was done.

                      One of those three defeats was the crowning turd in the bowl, though, as Arsenal sealed the title with a 1-0 win at Old Trafford.

                      7) Chelsea 2017/18
                      Antonio Conte took the Premier League by storm in 2016/17, marching to the title in his maiden season in charge while making a back-three fashionable again. The Blues earned 93 points, seven clear of Tottenham and 15 more than any team that posed a theoretical threat of actually winning the thing.

                      The novelty of the back-three soon wore off the following season, though, with Chelsea’s opponents having sussed them out, all the while Conte’s players themselves seemed bored by it all as his squad suffered from the desperately short attention span that is customary at Stamford Bridge. Conte spent much of the season in a funk after not getting his way in the transfer market, which is out of character, isn’t it?

                      At least the FA Cup sprinkled some glitter on a turd of a season, while Chelsea could also console themselves that it was way less bad than their previous title defence. Chelsea’s run of first, tenth, first, fifth between 2014/15 and 2017/18 really should be studied in great detail and punishing length.

                      6) Blackburn 1995/96
                      Something astonishingly quaint now about the very idea of a local businessman rocking up with a few million quid and buying the Premier League title.

                      Kenny Dalglish dragged Rovers over the finish line in 1995, one point ahead of Man Utd, despite losing three of their last five matches. It was a success built by Dalglish, funded by Jack Walker’s millions, with Alan Shearer and Chris Sutton’s goals doing most of the heavy lifting. Rovers led from the front, relinquishing top spot for only a couple of games from the start of November, even if they did their best to hand the title to United during the run-in.

                      But they could not sustain it. Rovers, reeling from the resignation of Dalglish as manager, finished a distant seventh the following season while winning just one of their Champions League fixtures in a European campaign that is best remembered for David Batty and Graeme Le Saux coming to blows in Moscow. Kicked off the season by losing the Charity Shield to Everton in a game we just had to look up, it having been completely erased from memory, and were also bundled out of the FA Cup in the third round.

                      So yeah, not great all round, really.

                      5) Liverpool 2020/21
                      Jurgen Klopp’s Reds finally ended their 30-year title drought in stunning fashion, overcoming a pandemic and 103-day period between their 29th and 30th matches to gather a club-record 99 points, sealing their 19th championship with seven games to spare – beating the previous best by two matches.

                      While there are mischief-makers who like to pretend this season comes with an asterisk, we should all really be grateful that the absurd armies of Premier League football fans who see conspiracy and subterfuge everywhere have so little to go at in that interrupted season. Liverpool had it nailed down long before the pandemic shut the country down.

                      Not the biggest thing about the pandemic, sure, but imagine the nonsense we’d all have had to put up with had it happened during one of the daft title races where Liverpool narrowly missed out to City.

                      But they couldn’t maintain their stunning form after ending that title drought. The Reds were breaking all the wrong records as the wheels came off their title defence in dramatic fashion, with a 1-0 loss to Fulham being their sixth consecutive home defeat – their worst run ever. But Klopp’s beleaguered side rediscovered some grit, if not necessarily their best form, to win eight of their last 10 matches and sneak a Champions League place while all around them floundered.

                      Mitigation abounded in the form of injuries to key players and the perhaps inevitable release and relief of finally scratching that 30-year itch. Getting close to that 99-point tally again was always asking a lot, but 70 shouldn’t have been unreasonable.

                      4) Manchester United 2013/14
                      United recovered from losing the 2011/12 title race to AGUERRRROOOOO to bounce back and secure their 20th championship in Ferguson’s final season in charge at Old Trafford. The signing of Robin van Persie was the catalyst, with the former Arsenal striker scoring 26 Premier League goals as United eased home by 11 points in a far cry from the final-day goal-difference antics of the previous season.

                      Then Ferguson left, urging United supporters to ‘back your new manager’. A few months later, a plane was flying over Old Trafford proclaiming ‘Wrong One – Moyes out’. By the time Moyes was finally, inevitably sacked in April, with four games remaining, United were already guaranteed to record their lowest points tally in the Premier League era, with home games a particular problem.

                      Under Moyes, United were beaten six times at Old Trafford, losing in the FA Cup to Swansea, while Sunderland dumped them out of the League Cup. It led to United missing out on Champions league football for the first time since 1995 as they finished a lowly seventh and 25 points worse off.

                      The absence of Ferguson/presence of Moyes is quite understandably cited as the main reason, but United absolutely butchered the transfer window as they discovered for the first but not last time that Ferguson really had been making their life unbelievably easy by winning what he did with what he had.

                      Ed Woodward’s failure to bring the desired and requested Gareth Bale, Toni Kroos and Cesc Fabregas certainly didn’t help matters. Although he did, in his first season in big boy pants, manage to overpay for Marouane Fellaini in the final hours of the summer window. And then Moyes railed against the fixture schedule after the champions were made to play Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City in their first five matches: “I find it hard to believe that’s the way the balls came out of the bag, that’s for sure,” he tinfoiled having apparently confused the fixture computer for the FA Cup third-round draw.

                      3) Chelsea 2015/16
                      Jose Mourinho first disproved the theory that you should never go back by winning a third Premier League title in the second season of his second reign at Stamford Bridge. New arrivals Diego Costa and Cesc Fabregas immediately flourished, with Eden Hazard providing the inspiration in a 2014/15 season which saw him crowned PFA Player of the Year.

                      Mourinho then set about reproving the theory by setting the ultimate benchmark for his infamous Third-Season Destroy And Exits. The tone for a pathetic title defence was set on the opening weekend, when Mourinho took aim at Chelsea’s medical staff for doing their jobs. The fall-out hung over Stamford Bridge long after Mourinho was fired in mid-December, at which point the Blues had lost nine of their 16 league matches to leave them languishing a point above the relegation zone.

                      Guus Hiddink, as he tends to, steadied the ship and a top-half finish following the club’s worst start to a season in 37 years became a creditable achievement for Roman Abramovich’s favourite firefighter. But a 37-point drop-off from one season to the next is really very bad indeed no matter how you slice it.

                      Obviously, they then won the league the following season because the Premier League was, although we didn’t yet know it, undergoing a few years of utter and glorious weirdness before Pep Guardiola would come along and tame it thoroughly. Until now.

                      2) Leicester 2016/17
                      Claudio Ranieri’s Foxes stunned everyone by going from great escapees under Nigel Pearson in 2014/15 to 5000-1 Premier League kings the following year. In the end, it was a procession, with a 10-point margin of victory. The greatest story ever told in English football? Probably.

                      The Foxes, understandably, suffered quite the hangover from Jamie Vardy’s party and a summer basking in their stunning achievement. N’Golo Kante’s exit hardly helped. They reached the Champions League quarter-finals, but by that time, Ranieri had paid for a miserable title defence with his job. The Italian was axed after just five wins in 25 league games, with his champions one point above the drop zone.

                      Craig Shakespeare inspired some improvement and Leicester won seven of their last 13 to finish in 12th place.

                      1) Leeds 1992/93
                      To our immense relief, this one sneaks in on a bit of a technicality. It might not be a Premier League title defence, but it was a title defence in the Premier League era and we’re loopholing off into the sunset with our fingers in our ears. We can’t hear you.

                      One of the reasons we want this in is just purely and simply that it means one less Actually Kind Of Okay Defence at the other end of this list. The main one, though, is that it was a real bad defence.

                      Howard Wilkinson’s Whites, inspired by the February arrival of Eric Cantona, broke Manchester United’s hearts down the final stretch of the last Division One season by unseating the Red Devils, who had led from the front through most of the season. Some Leeds fans will argue that their four-point triumph was a bigger miracle than Leicester’s, with Wilko taking United from 10th in Division Two to English champions within three years.

                      Leeds’ slide as champions was certainly more dramatic than Leicester’s. During the Premier League’s inaugural season, Wilko’s champs failed to win a game away from Elland Road. They finished 17th in a 22-team division, only two points above relegated Crystal Palace and 31 down on their title-winning effort the year before football was invented. The European Cup offered little respite. They survived the first round after Stuttgart fielded one foreign player too many, only to be beaten home and away by Rangers in the next round.

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