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United set for talk with agents of “dream” signing as big-spending rival club plots hijack – report

Manchester United are reportedly worried that reigning Ligue 1 champions Paris Saint-Germain will snatch Victor Osimhen from their grasp.

A lack of goals has been a key issue for head coach Ruben Amorim, who is expected to dip into the market this summer for a new reliable striker.

Rasmus Hojlund has struggled to meet expectations since his £72m move from Atalanta in 2023, recently ending a 21-game goal drought by scoring his 24th goal in 82 appearances during United’s 3-0 win over Leicester City.

Joshua Zirkzee was initially brought in to help Hojlund shoulder the burden of leading the line for United but the Dutchman seems to be thriving more in an attacking midfield role.

United’s interest in Osimhen dates back several years, and speculation surrounding him continues to intensify as the transfer window approaches. Currently on loan at Galatasaray after his unsuccessful attempt to leave Napoli last summer, Osimhen has seamlessly continued his form in Turkey’s top flight.

In 22 league appearances, the Nigerian superstar has managed 20 goals and four assists. Across all competitions, he has plundered 26 goals and provided five assists.

PSG are also known admirers of the 26-year-old and according to GIVMESPORT, United believe the Parisians are leading the race to land him in the summer.

GIVEMESPORT relay, “Manchester United fear Champions League quarter-finalists PSG in the race to sign Osimhen, according to GMS sources, as the French giants are seen as the frontrunners to get the deal over the line thanks to having the funds to meet his salary demands and a price tag in the region of £63million.

“GMS sources have been informed that Manchester United and fellow Premier League admirers Chelsea are most wary of PSG if it comes down to a tug-of-war for Osimhen – after a productive season in front of goal – thanks to the Parc des Princes-based outfit’s financial muscle.”

“GMS sources have been told that Manchester United have earmarked Osimhen as their dream target as they look to strengthen their options in the final third of the pitch, but they will have to see how the remainder of the season pans out before discovering whether he is within reach and would be interested in heading to Old Trafford instead of PSG.”

Another challenge for the Red Devils is Osimhen’s previously expressed interest in joining PSG, a desire that is likely to have grown given the club’s progress under Luis Enrique this season.

For Osimhen, there is also the appeal of a reunion with former Napoli teammate Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, who made the switch to PSG in January.

GMS note that PSG are in a position to “move quickly” to secure Osimhen’s services while United and other interested parties are not.

It’s been well-documented that Amorim’s side will need to sell before they can buy this summer. Nevertheless, United chiefs are preparing to kickstart talks with Osimhen’s camp to try and lure him to the Theatre of Dreams.

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“A club I like”: United star drops major hint on next transfer destination as Old Trafford exit looms

Manchester United defender Victor Lindelof has declared his love and admiration for Benfica, even as he continues to be linked with a return to Estádio da Luz.

Lindelof’s contract expires at the end of the season and it’s very unlikely that he will be offered an extension or fresh terms.

United are set to release him in June, making him available as a free agent.

So far this season, Lindelof has made just 14 appearances, only six of which have been as a starter. His recent inclusions in the XI against Arsenal and Leicester City marked his first Premier League starts in almost a year.

A report covered by The Peoples Person earlier this month indicated that the Swede is pushing for a return to Benfica.

He joined United from the Portuguese side in 2017, brought in by former manager Jose Mourinho ahead of the 2017/18 season.

It was stated that Lindelof frequently visits Portugal with his family and believes the time is right to go back to the Eagles, where he made his name.

The 30-year-old spoke to Sebastião Sousa-Pinto and opened up on the prospect of returning to Benfica in the summer.

Lindelof remarked, “Benfica as a club means a lot to me. It’s the club that made me the player I am today.”

“I don’t know what will happen and what my decision will be.”

“But it’s a club that means a lot to me and a club that I like. I don’t only have myself to think about. It’s a decision we have to make together as a family.”

🚨🔴🦅 Lindelöf sobre um eventual regresso ao Benfica no próximo verão:

“O Benfica como clube significa muito para mim. É o clube que me transformou no jogador que sou hoje. Não sei o que vai acontecer e qual será a minha decisão.

Mas é um clube que significa muito para mim e… pic.twitter.com/TlJTIL9bLH

— Sebastião Sousa-Pinto (@sebsousapinto) March 24, 2025

Lindelof also issued an update on his United future, indicating he is comfortable at Old Trafford.

He said [as quoted by the PA News Agency via Manchester Evening News], “I’m very comfortable in United. I’ve been there for a long time and it’s the world’s best league.”

“I’ll have to talk to everyone involved going forward.”

United are back in action on April 1 when they go away to the City Ground to face Nottingham Forest.

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United join Liverpool in race to sign record-breaking talent who has set the Nations League alight – report

Manchester United are interested in Greece international Konstantinos Karetsas, as per reports.

Belgium-born Karetsas has been grabbing plenty of headlines with his exciting performances for Genk since his senior breakthrough in 2024.

Still only 17, the attacking midfielder has already established himself as one of the most creative players in the Belgian Pro League this term, having registered four assists in all competitions.

Karetsas mainly operates as an attacking midfielder, but he is also capable of playing deep in midfield and on the left flank as a winger.

His impressive dribbling ability and link-up play appear to have attracted several clubs, and some are even following him during the international break.

According to TBR Football, United watched Karetsas for Greece against Scotland on Sunday. The Red Devils were joined by Liverpool and Newcastle United in attendance at Hampden Park.

The 17-year-old didn’t disappoint in Greece’s 3-0 win over the Tartan Army in the Nations League.

He doubled Greece’s lead late in the first half with a brilliant strike and became the youngest goalscorer in the history of Greek football.

The likes of Manchester City, Aston Villa, and Nottingham Forest also reportedly watched Karetsas against Scotland, and the way he is performing for club and country, more sides could join the race for his signature.

As such, United would have to act decisively if they want to beat the competition for the highly-rated Greek midfielder.

The Mancunians have already missed out on Ruben Amorim’s key target, Geovany Quenda after Chelsea swiftly agreed a deal with Sporting CP to take the Portuguese to Stamford Bridge in 2026.

However, it seems Ineos’ priority is to focus on outgoings before adding new faces to their ranks. Recently, The Peoples Person relayed a report claiming United are aiming to get rid of at least 10 players in the summer.

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United FA Cup winner eyeing Juventus move after recent managerial update – report

There have been signs of resurgence recently at Manchester United under Ruben Amorim after what was a disappointing start under the Portuguese.

It was not all the former Sporting coach’s fault with the squad not equipped to deal with his possession-based tactics after playing chaos ball under former manager Erik ten Hag for the last two seasons.

Despite FA Cup success, the Dutchman was rightly shown the door earlier this campaign and he remains without a job so far even though he has been linked with multiple posts.

Talksport have now claimed that the Dutch manager is eyeing the vacant Juventus post after Thiago Motta was sacked recently.

EtH linked with Juventus job

For now, Igor Tudor has been given the role until the end of the season with the Turin-based outfit fifth in the Serie A standings.

The Italian side will take a call once the season ends with the report claiming there are multiple other options also in the fray including Roberto Mancini, current Al Nassr boss Stefano Pioli, and Atalanta boss Gian Piero Gasperini.

“Former Manchester United Erik ten Hag is keen on the Juventus job, talkSPORT understands. Ten Hag was sacked by United in October 2024 and has been without a club since.

“Juve axed Thiago Motta on Sunday with the team currently fifth in Serie A, 12 points behind leaders Inter Milan. For the meantime, though, Igor Tudor has been appointed on an initial contract until the end of the season.

Other coaches also in the fray

“The club hierarchy may consider Ten Hag as the man to turn things around in the long-term. However Italian reports have said Roberto Mancini, current Al Nassr boss Stefano Pioli, and Atalanta boss Gian Piero Gasperini are all being considered for the permanent Juventus job.”

Ten Hag’s track record with Ajax as well as winning the Carabao and FA Cup with the Red Devils means he is held in high regard in European football circles.

However, his future will depend on what sort of style the Dutch coach ultimately uses — the attractive style that he showed at Ajax or play a counter-attacking style like he employed at Old Trafford.

Tottenham Hotspur, RB Leipzig and Borussia Dortmund are just some of the other teams who have expressed interest in recruiting Ten Hag while the former United boss has revealed he is content with managing his family business for now.


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Alexander Isak has ‘two options’ to leave Newcastle as Neville makes absurd Man Utd claim

Jamie Carragher has named the “only two options” for Alexander Isak if he leaves Newcastle in the summer.

Isak has enjoyed a brilliant season for the Magpies, scoring 23 goals in all competitions including a brilliant finish in the Carabao Cup final against Liverpool to help his side end their 70-year wait for silverware.

His stunning form has drawn a number of admirers, including Arsenal and Liverpool, who are both in need of a new striker next season.

The 25-year-old has three years left on his current deal at St James’ Park and says he’s happy where he is for now, but it’s been suggested that failure to qualify for the Champions League could mean his head is turned at the end of the season.

And Gary Neville claims Newcastle are going to have a fight on their hands to keep hold of Isak, before absurdly naming 13th-placed Manchester United as one of the clubs he would “naturally” want to join.

“They are going to struggle to keep hold of Isak, he is going to want to play somewhere else unfortunately it’s the nature of the beast,” Neville told It’s Called Soccer.

“They will lose those players unfortunately. The reality is Newcastle are a great football club and we didn’t see that any more as we did on Sunday [at the Carabao Cup final].

“But they will want to play for the Real Madrids, Liverpools, Manchester Uniteds and Bayern Munichs of this world, it’s just natural that these players will want to play at those clubs at some point, if they can.”

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Carragher dismissed Neville’s suggestion that United would be in the running for Isak, claiming Arsenal and Liverpool are the only viable suitors for Isak.

“100 per cent I think Isak stays if they qualify for the Champions League, I don’t think they let him go anyway,” Carragher said.

“The problem they do have is if they don’t qualify. It doesn’t really matter what happened in the cup final.

“I think the only two options at the moment would be Arsenal and Liverpool as they’re both sort of crying out for a striker.

“I just look at how long he’s got left on his deal and the ball is in Newcastle’s court, it’s not really in Isak’s. I think once you get [down] to two years [on the contract], it’s almost a 50-50, no-one wants to allow a player to get down to 12 months.

“Newcastle could keep him for another year and say, ‘we’ll see you then as we’re going to get the same sort of money’. I don’t think Newcastle gain anything by selling him now, unless that they have to.

“And that is why, if Newcastle get into the Champions League, there’s no way Isak is leaving the club. even if he wants to. I think the club will say: ‘No, do another 12 months and in a year’s time we can make a few quid and you can move on’.”

Man City FFP: Liverpool, Arsenal, Sunderland and Mourinho pick up reallocated trophies

The interlull demands content, and thus right now the entire football media landscape has come together as one in an attempt to manifest an outcome to Manchester City’s long-running 115-charge elephant in their bursting-at-the-seams trophy room into existence.

Maybe there will be an announcement soon and they will be relegated or docked one billion points or all their players forced to spend the next seven seasons with their shoes tied together! Or more likely maybe they won’t for ages yet if at all! But maybe they will! Who knows? Not us, that’s for damn sure! So let’s pretend!

How, then, to take advantage of this piping hot news line?

Well, we had great fun a couple of years back with a counterfactual that stripped away all Chelsea’s pots and pans of the Abramovich era when, in one of the biggest and most shocking of Barclays twists, it turned out he might not have been the altruistic good guy we all thought he was.

So let’s do that again, but with every City bauble since their takeover. You’ll be pleased to know our methods will be every bit as subjective this time around, as we set about reallocating all their post-2009 silverware with thorough and dispassionate academic rigour except for the (frequent) times we really want a different specific outcome for our own small and twatty reasons. Enjoy.

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2010/11 FA Cup
City’s first ill-gotten gain of the Abu Dhabi era came with victory over Stoke City at Wembley in the 2011 FA Cup final. Let’s rewrite history. City’s run started with needing a replay to get past Championship Leicester, so it’s the Foxes who take their place in round four where they, like City, get past League One Notts County at the second attempt having been held to a draw at Meadow Lane.

But that’s where the fun ends for Leicester, sadly, as they go down to top-flight Aston Villa in the last 16. Villa then land City’s plum draw in the quarter-finals against the only non-Premier League side left in the competition, Reading. From there it’s a semi-final against Manchester United for the Villans, and the first opportunity to use real-world results to pretend this guff is in some way scientific or in any way valid. United took four points off Villa in 2010/11, so it is they who progress to face Stoke at Wembley. United beat Stoke home and away in the league and thus the first but not the last City bauble makes its way across the city to their hated local rivals.
New winners: Manchester United

2011/12 Premier League
“Agueroooo! I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again. So watch it, drink it in… wait a minute. What’s this? There’s a VAR check apparently and yes, it looks like City’s sponsorship deals are a toenail offside there. It’s cruel for City, but all we can ask for is correct decisions. The goal and indeed the entire season-long battle to create this scenario and with it perhaps the most memorable single moment in the entire history of the Premier League are now struck not just from the record but from existence itself. Manchester United are Premier League champions again.”

Not everything about this brave new City-less world is going to be better. We haven’t even got to Gerrard’s slip yet.
New winners: Manchester United

2012 Community Shield
Right, at this point we have a decision to make. Is our City-less Premier League Universe (PLU) the same one where we’ve already nabbed all Chelsea’s trophies? Or is it a whole other new PLU? Can Chelsea get new trophies here? That doesn’t seem right, but we’re also not entirely sure we can be bothered cross-referencing everything we do here against not one but two alternative versions of reality, only one of which is actual reality. We’ve got our limits. No, really, we have.

So what we’re probably going to do is just any time we find ourselves potentially awarding a trophy to Chelsea simply go with any other option available. Ergo, new 2012 Premier League champions Manchester United take the Community Shield. It’s up to you whether they beat actual 2012 FA Cup winners Chelsea or alternative PLU 1 FA Cup winners Liverpool in the Traditional Hypothetical Season Curtain-Raiser.
New winners: Manchester United

2013/14 Capital One Cup
Fun one, this. In the real world, Wigan got a 5-0 spanking in round three. In our world, Wigan get a bye to round four, but here they fall to Newcastle, who again get the better of second-tier opposition in the form of Leicester in the last eight. That sets up a lovely semi-final between Newcastle and West Ham. Their league games that season give us a perfect template for a two-legged semi-final, and a goalless draw at St James’ Park would appear to give the Hammers the edge, but in January of that season Newcastle went to Upton Park or the Boleyn Ground or whatever they were calling it then and won 3-1.

And that means we’ve got a Capital One final with narrative out the wazoo as Newcastle take on Manchester City’s real-world victims Sunderland. And Sunderland beat Newcastle home and away that season, ergo…
New winners: Sunderland

2013/14 Premier League
City’s malfeasance really does rob of us some iconic moments. We’ve already lost the most dramatic moment of Premier League title history with AGUERRRROOOOOO after-timed out of existence, and now we lose the funniest moment of Premier League title history with Gerrard’s Slip now just a footnote as Brendan Rodgers’ brilliant side buckle and swash their way to Premier League glory to end that long, long wait for another league title.
New winners: Liverpool

2015/16 Capital One Cup
There’s a lot of Capital Ones and Carabaos to go round in this City-free world, a world which is very similar to the world without lawyers that Lionel Hutz imagines in The Simpsons.

The 2014 winners Sunderland benefit again from City’s vanishing, with a 4-1 third-round thrashing now obliterated as they go through to face Palace in the last 16. With four points against Palace that season, Sunderland move on again to the last eight and further success against Championship side Hull. That puts the Black Cats into a semi-final against Everton and it’s a thriller to be fair.

Using as we must their league games for that season as the fairest possible guide, Everton appear to have the tie wrapped up after a 6-2 November win at Goodison but end up holding on grimly for a 6-5 aggregate win after Sunderland’s 3-0 win at the Stadium of Light.

A stone-cold classic and it again sets us up with an absolute doozy of a local derby final between Everton and Liverpool which, obviously, Liverpool win on the basis that the Goodison clash between the two that season ended in its traditional draw while Liverpool secured their equally traditional Anfield victory.
New winners: Liverpool

2017/18 Carabao Cup
West Brom benefit to the tune of a third-round walkover and fourth-round victory with City no longer around, but they come unstuck against Leicester in the last eight. The Foxes get the better of Championship side Bristol City over two legs to reach the final against Arsenal.

In real life, City gave Arsenal a 3-0 schooling at Wembley. In this reality it’s a tough one to call with Arsenal and Leicester both picking up victories over the other during the course of the season. Arsenal’s was by a single goal, however, and in August. Leicester’s 3-1 win in May is clearly the more relevant here, so two years after their fairytale league triumph Leicester also now have a Carabao on the mantlepiece. A great story.
New winners: Leicester

2017/18 Premier League
This is one we fully expect to see actually claimed nay demanded in real life by the new Premier League-winning manager if/when City get sent down. Because that new Premier League-winning manager is Jose Mourinho, who was already weirdly proud of his achievement in finishing 19 points behind Man City and will hardly be quiet about it now.

Mourinho’s side only just squeak home, though. In the actual table they finished four points clear of Mauricio Pochettino’s Tottenham, but Jose’s United were daft enough to collect three of those points against City. Spurs on the other hand, unlike more recent times, were not so silly as to constantly pick up meaningless points that don’t count against Manchester City. They got righteously spangled home and away which leaves them just a point behind the new champions. Spursy, that.
New winners: Manchester United

2018 Community Shield
Another crossing of the streams in the Chelsea-less and City-less PLUs. In real life, City won the 2018 title and Chelsea the 2018 FA Cup. In our different but only very, very debatably better world, United actually did the double. So that means their Community Shield clash is in fact against Spurs, who are now the 2018 Premier League runners-up. With us? Good.

Now this could be a tricky one to dish out but luckily the 2018 Community Shield took place in August 2018 and the ever-mischievous fixture computer was kind enough to give us a Manchester United v Tottenham fixture in that very month. Seems obvious that this must be the basis for our decision-making here; anything else would be mere pointless guesswork and we’ll have none of that here.

What’s fun about this is that Spurs won that league game at Old Trafford 3-0, so in our reality they’ve won the Community Shield without actually winning a trophy. We’re positively giddy about the imaginary Discourse we’ve just triggered here about what exactly constitutes a ‘major trophy’ but then remembered that actually none of that matters because in this universe Spurs have already won the 2016/17 Premier League title. Starting to think that maybe we should just keep City and Chelsea to be honest.
New winners: Tottenham

2018/19 Carabao Cup
So very many Carabaos. League One Oxford are our recipients of a third-round bye before Fulham sort them out in round four. Next up is Leicester, who took four points off Fulham in the league and thus ease through to the semi-finals here. League One Burton Albion suffer much the same fate against Leicester as they did against City, although probably without the 9-0 bit.

Leicester, who are proving to be unlikely beneficiaries of this new world, go on to face Chelsea in the final. Luckily (for us) we don’t even need to worry about whether Chelsea exist or not because it’s Leicester’s cup anyway. They took four points off a Chelsea team that no longer exists and we’re not going to tie ourselves up in metaphysical quandaries about the merits of that. We’re simply going to congratulate the Foxes on yet another piece of silverware.
New winners: Leicester

2018/19 Premier League
Once we accept the obviously correct position that stripping all City’s honours from 2008-2018 also requires by definition the loss of all subsequent ones until and unless a real world reset wipes the slate clean, then this becomes the easiest of all to reallocate.

It is, quite obviously, Liverpool. We shouldn’t really need to go into too much detail about why it’s Liverpool. They finished one point behind Manchester City and a genuinely ludicrous 27 points clear of anyone else. You can tinker round the edges all you want, you can even criticise our unimpeachably scientific process in some of these decisions if you absolutely must, but this is Liverpool’s title.
New winners: Liverpool

2018/19 FA Cup
Watford were the obliging Wembley victims as City completed the first and yet now non-existent domestic treble. It’s fitting really, because absolutely nobody really talked about it at the time because they didn’t do the Quadruple and that’s all anyone cares about now. Wiping the one and only domestic treble in English football history out of existence feels like it’s something that should cause more of a ripple in the fabric of the game than this. Ah well.

Given Watford wait in the final, it’s surely all eyes on City’s path to see who gets their hands on the grand old trophy now (SPOILER: No it isn’t) with Rotherham reprieved in round three after shipping seven at the Etihad. They go out in round four to Premier League side Burnley, themselves now able to wipe a 5-0 defeat from the record books, with League Two Newport also falling victim to Sean Dyche’s team in the last 16.

On the established basis that Premier League teams always beat Championship teams in the FA Cup, Burnley then sort out Swansea to reach the last four. That sets up an unlikely semi-final against Brighton, and an even unlikelier place in the final for Burnley who took all six points off the Seagulls in the league that season.

And so it’s Burnley v Watford in the most Championship Play-Off Final-looking FA Cup final of the last 40 years and bugger me sideways if it isn’t Watford, with their four points against Burnley, who saunter off with the big prize.
New winners: Watford

2019 Community Shield
It’s Premier League champs Liverpool against FA Cup winners Watford now, so this is easy enough surely? Let’s apply a veneer of rigour, though. Liverpool and Watford met twice in 2019, once in February and once in December and thus roughly equidistant from their hypothetical Wembley curtain raiser in August. Liverpool won those games 5-0 and 2-0, so with pinpoint scientific accuracy we can split the difference and deduce that Liverpool would definitely have won the Community Shield clash 3.5-0.
New winners: Liverpool

2019/20 Carabao Cup
Not another one. Let’s rattle through it. Preston now go through from round three, Southampton go through from round four, and then beat Oxford in the last eight while we question every single life choice that led us to this moment for the second time. Southampton then face Manchester United in the two-legged semi-final and here we hit a snag. Both league games ended all-square, 1-1 at St Mary’s and 2-2 at Old Trafford. Away goals are of no value here, so what can we do?

We must, with some reluctance, head to the league table and give it to third-place United over the mid-table Saints. We’re not happy with this messy way of doing things when we’ve been so careful and precise elsewhere, but hey ho.

United obviously beat Villa in the final. We don’t need science for that. We did worry a bit when we saw a 2-2 draw at Old Trafford but luckily United turned them over 3-0 at Villa Park so that’s sorted.
New winners: Manchester United

2020/21 Carabao Cup
Those who remember the time we wrote 3,000 words just to retrospectively award Spurs the 2016/17 Premier League title might have thought we’d be above doing the same thing just to try and get Ryan Mason a Carabao. Well those people don’t know us very well at all. Of course that’s precisely what we’ve done.

We’ll not bother going through too much rigmarole here since we’ve already decided the outcome. Let’s not get too bogged down in City’s now illegitimate route to the final and who takes their place; they beat Manchester United over two legs in the semis, and it’s reasonable enough to assume United would have taken care of anyone else who came along at that point. “But then is it not reasonable to think United also have too much for Ryan Mason’s Spurs in the final?” Haha, you might make that argument given United ended the season second and Spurs ended it seventh but you’d be horribly, embarrassingly wrong.

This was, after all, the season when Spurs won 6-1 at Old Trafford. You can’t just ignore form-lines like that. And that was with boring old misery meme Mourinho in charge, rather than a likeable 29-year-old former midfielder overseeing his second game. Spurs win this handily because if there’s one thing we know about Spurs it’s that they are good at winning trophies.
New winners: Tottenham

2020/21 Premier League
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Premier League-winning manager. Despite finishing 12 points adrift of City and foolishly picking up four of their 74 points against the now ex-champions, United still finish clear of Liverpool whose disastrous season spent shambling about the place without a defender in sight now at least comes with the consolation prize of finishing second in the Premier League as well as second in the Champions League. What team wouldn’t be happy to finish second to such fine folks as Manchester United and Real Madrid in this shiny new world we’ve created where problematic, hated clubs never win anything?
New winners: Manchester United

2021/22 Premier League
Not quite as straightforward as 2019, but not far off. Liverpool were often City’s most conspicuous victims given the nature of the Klopp-Guardiola rivalry and this was another Premier League season where it was those two, daylight, and then a sorry bunch of stragglers fighting in undignified manner for minor placings and European spots.

Liverpool were once again a solitary point behind the now disgraced City, and while the gap to third-place Chelsea was a bit smaller this time around it was still 18 points. It’s still a heck of a lot. And that’s if Chelsea even exist in this universe, which frankly we can no longer remember and also our head hurts.
New winners: Liverpool

2022/23 Premier League
We won’t lie, we’ve scrambled around desperately here for a way not to give this to Arsenal. One, because it is obviously funnier if they don’t win it, but equally importantly it would be very funny to see the domestic treble, that Sir Alex Ferguson declared impossible and which in this reality has of course never been done because City didn’t do it in 2019, completed by Mr Erik ten Hag.

We’ve tried and tried and tried to finesse the nine-point gap that exists between second-placed Arsenal and third-placed United after removing City from the calculations but we may have to admit defeat. To make matters worse, the nine points we start with balloons to 12 when you consider that Arsenal got slapped silly home and away by Man City while United carelessly beat them 2-1 at Old Trafford.

Maybe Arsenal would simply have bottled it much earlier and even more dramatically had City not been around, but it’s a stretch and even we have a minuscule semblance of professional dignity. Arsenal, then, it must be. Look at the state of them. Celebrating like they’ve hypothetically won the alternate-reality league. Pathetic.
New winners: Arsenal

2022/23 FA Cup
Leg two of the now snapped-from-reality City treble saw them beat United at Wembley to win the FA Cup. But of course we must go right back to January first. They crushed Chelsea 4-0 in the third round, so it’s the beleaguered, hapless Blues who take a place in round four against Arsenal. The Gunners took six points off a truly terrible Chelsea team in the league, so they go into round five.

Now City certainly didn’t have an easy start to this cup run against Chelsea and Arsenal, but from there it took a distinct turn for the straightforward. That’s good as it makes our lives much easier. Few doubts exist that Arsenal would have made their way through Bristol City, Burnley and Sheffield United with the same serenity as City, who won those games 3-0, 6-0 and 3-0 again.

So it’s an Arsenal-United final and a lovely slice of early Barclays nostalgia. And this time we can at least give it to United rather than Arsenal without being too silly about it all. There was a win apiece for the old rivals in the league that season, but United’s Old Trafford win was 3-1 and Arsenal’s at the Emirates was 3-2. Taking the average of those two games, we get a decisive 2.5-2 victory for United at Wembley to gain some revenge for their league disappointment.
New winners: Manchester United

2022/23 Champions League
Fans of our Chelsea retconning may remember that European trophies are fiddly as all f*** in these, so we could really have done without City ending their long wait for continental glory to be honest. Sake.

But we’ve come this far, haven’t we? Might as well soldier on. First and most obviously, we have to go right back to the 2021/22 Premier League table. And there’s good news for Arsenal. We’ve already removed the previous season’s title bottle job from history, now we can go back and excise their top-four bottle job from the year before. In this new world, they merely bottled third place which is nowhere near as bad.

So Arsenal go into the Champions League but we don’t really need to worry about them. Our pressing concern resides with Liverpool, who as the Premier League champions take City’s pot one place and win their group instead of finishing second in a different group as they did in the real world.

As a seeded group winner, Liverpool get City’s RB Leipzig last-16 draw instead of the Real Madrid unpleasantness they endured in real life. That takes them through to a quarter-final against Bayern Munich. Obviously we don’t have as much data for these match-ups as we do for domestic entanglements, and this is not one that throws up an obvious, intuitive victor given both sides’ proud and extensive history in the Big Cup.

But what we do have is a 2018/19 last-16 tie in which Bayern emerged the happier from a goalless first leg at Anfield before Liverpool stunned them 3-1 at the Allianz. That’ll do for us, so Liverpool take their place in the last four. Here, alas, fate takes a Final Destination-style sh*t on the Reds from a great height. They may have survived two more rounds but there is no avoiding that date with Real Madrid destiny. That really quite crushing last-16 defeat in the real world becomes a semi-final defeat in this one, meaning it’s a Mourinho derby in Istanbul as Real take on Inter for the big prize.

Pretty easy this one. Real Madrid have helpfully been in the same Champions League group as Inter twice in the last four seasons. And Real Madrid have won home and away in both seasons. Plus, if it’s a recent Champions League season and you’re in any doubt at all about finding some new winners for it when said winners are not already Real Madrid, then it’s fairly safe to just go with Real Madrid. They really do win it rather a lot.
New winners: Real Madrid

2023 UEFA Super Cup
Seemingly straightforward this one as Real Madrid take on Sevilla, but their 1-1 La Liga draw in October is awkwardly close to the actual date of the Super Cup and makes things slightly difficult. Only slightly, though: Real Madrid have victories over Sevilla in May of that year and February of 2024. They, narrowly, add the least important of UEFA’s pots and pans to their collection.
New winners: Real Madrid

2023 Club World Cup
Let’s not mess about here. We’re very, very tired now. UEFA holds a 16-4 lead over CONMEBOL here, and nobody else has ever had a look in. The Champions League winners have won the last 11 World titles and 16 of the last 17. We are entirely comfortable with simply awarding the 22nd of City’s invalid trophies to Real Madrid and moving on with our lives.
New winners: Real Madrid

2023/24 Premier League
Again, funny as it would be to deny Arsenal in some deeply petty, spiteful and spurious fashion there really is no way of doing so that would invalidate all the rest of this impeccably researched and scientifically sound absolute bollocks.

Arsenal finished two points behind City and seven clear of Liverpool in the real world and it was by the end very much a two-horse race in which Arsenal never really threatened to finish third.

Another added bonus here is that Arsenal fans can stop crying about Spurs fans finding it funny when their own team lost to City. That game and Son Heung-min becoming the first player in the entire history of football not to score quite a good chance are now things that simply no longer exist.
New winners: Arsenal

2024 Community Shield
City won this on penalties against Manchester United on the sacred timeline, but in ours the Community Shield now pits champions Arsenal against FA Cup holders United.

We can split the difference here. Arsenal and United met twice in 2024 – once at Old Trafford in May and again at the Emirates in December. That’s close enough to meet in the middle for an August curtain-raiser while also being fair in terms of venue. Arsenal won both those games. So they win this too.

And so there it is. Manchester United and Liverpool both add three more Premier League titles to their collection now City don’t exist, which is pleasing for doing absolutely nothing to shift the needle on their battle for all-time supremacy. Arsenal get their first two since the Wenger glory days. Leicester get a couple of Carabaos to round out their trophy haul from an improbable era of success, while there’s also justice for Ryan Mason. Watford’s FA Cup win is a nice touch, as is Sunderland’s League Cup, and who among us isn’t happy to see plucky little Real Madrid add to their haul?
New winners: Arsenal

Chelsea set for ‘opportunistic offers’ from two clubs for Sancho but ‘unlikely’ Man Utd return possible

Chelsea are reportedly set to receive ‘opportunistic offers’ from a pair of Bundesliga clubs for Jadon Sancho once he joins permanently, while a return to Manchester United is still possible, but ‘unlikely’.

The Blues’ loan signing of Sancho includes an obligation for them to buy him in the summer for £25million. He has underwhelmed this season, though, so the chances of him getting much playing time there next season could be slim.

In the Premier League, he has two goals and four assists – three assists coming in his first three games – and has not scored or assisted in the last nine games.

As such, Chelsea could decide to sell Sancho immediately after he is signed. Indeed, GIVEMESPORT reports he could depart, with Borussia Dortmund and Bayer Leverkusen queuing up for the winger.

The pair are said to be monitoring Sancho’s situation ahead of an ‘opportunistic offer’ in the summer.

If Chelsea were to sell, it’s not clear what price they would want, but it might well be around the £25million value they are signing him for.

Another avenue, while said to be ‘unlikely’, is the Blues sending the winger back to United. Indeed, they can cancel their obligation to sign Sancho for a small fee.

While initially reported as a decent percentage of the £25million, the Athletic have reported that it will only cost £5million to say no to the signing.

Doing so would see Chelsea lose more money, while if they sign him, they know there are already sides waiting, who they could make some money from.

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Whether Dortmund would be able to pay his wages is another question. After welcoming him back to the club on loan last season, it was reported one of the reasons they did not then sign him permanently was that they couldn’t afford to pay him.

Their financial situation will not have improved broadly since then, so their struggles could continue. That said, it’s believed they could be forced to sell Jamie Gittens in the summer, and he’ll bring in some good money, which could go towards Sancho.

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German giants set to compete with United for the “next Varane”, “mega offer” can get the job done – report

Manchester United could do with more reinforcements in left-sided centre-back position given Lisandro Martinez is not expected back before next year.

Leny Yoro has impressed in the Argentine’s absence but he remains injury prone while Ayden Heaven remains raw and needs to be carefully managed given his recent injury scare.

Both Victor Lindelof and Jonny Evans are expected to make way which is why the Red Devils have been linked with a plethora of centre-backs including Yusuf Akcicek of Fenerbahce.

The 19-year-old has been compared with former United star Raphael Varane by Jose Mourinho, which just goes to show how highly-rated he is.

Akcicek chase

The 20-time English league champions have already scouted him and as revealed by Bild, the Old Trafford side have been joined in the race for the Turkish wonderkid by Bayern Munich.

But Fener will not allow suitors to win the race that easily. The report reveals that the Turkish giants are looking to extend Akcicek’s deal, currently valid until 2028, by another two years to ward off interested parties.

The report also makes it clear that should a mega offer arrive, they will not stand in the defender’s way. He is currently valued at €5.5 million as per Transfermarkt but is expected to cost way more.

Interestingly, the Bundesliga giants are not considering an approach this year, which could allow United a free run at the Turkish star this summer.

“Yusuf Akcicek (19) has a big fan in star coach José Mourinho. But not only the Portuguese knows what a gem he has in his team at the Turkish top club Fenerbahce, FC Bayern has also long since taken notice of the defender.

Bayern join the race

“The German record champions have already sent scouts to Turkey to take a closer look at the youngster. SPORT BILD can confirm this. But: The topic isn’t hot right now. While Bayern have their eye on the Fenerbahce star, he plays no role in their transfer plans for next summer.

“Fenerbahce also doesn’t want to let its talent go. The 19-year-old’s contract is to be extended as soon as possible. It currently runs until 2028, but is set to be extended to 2030

“However, should a mega offer for Akcicek arrive, the bosses would be willing to talk at any time. There’s considerable interest in the Fenerbahce youngster. In addition to Bayern, top clubs Manchester United, SSC Napoli, Spanish giants Atlético Madrid, and RB Leipzig are said to have their eye on him.”

There is also Jarrad Branthwaite on United’s radar, but Amorim has more pressing needs up top. INEOS will likely have to prioritise in the summer window.


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United plotting blockbuster €50m raid on high-flyers for “amazing” 20 G/A attacker who has set the PL alight – report

Manchester United are on the lookout for creative midfielders who can add goals to the club’s tally with Christian Eriksen set to depart once the current season concludes.

Amad was that outlet but with the club missing out on Geovany Quenda, there have been murmurs that Ruben Amorim could utilise the Ivorian as a wingback instead once he returns from injury.

Justin Kluivert’s name has been added to the mix by CaughtOffside and United scouts will know all about him with former boss Jose Mourinho earmarking him as a target more than seven years ago.

Since moving to Bournemouth, the Dutch ace has gone from strength to strength, and in this campaign alone, the 25-year-old has 13 goals to his name as well as seven assists.

Kluivert has impressed for Bournemouth

He can play as an attacking midfielder and even out wide if needed and most importantly, the Netherlands international is open to leaving the Vitality Stadium should a top team approach him.

However, the high-flying Cherries, who had acquired him for €10.8 million in 2023, have slapped an asking price of €50-55 million on the former Ajax ace’s head.

However, that has not deterred his suitors like Newcastle, Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur from circling and all three are set to compete with the 20-time English league champions for Kluivert’s signature.

“According to Caught Offside sources, Man United have been closely monitoring Justin Kluivert’s performances for some time. The Red Devils have added the youngster to their transfer list as an alternative on the wing and offensive line.

United eyeing him

“Newcastle United see Kluivert as a strategic signing that could boost their offense. Liverpool and Tottenham are other strong candidates linked with Kluivert.

“Bournemouth’s asking price of €50-55 million is considered a reasonable amount for potential suitors. The Dutchman is open to leaving Bournemouth if he receives an offer from one of the Premier League giants.”

Whether INEOS can afford such an extensive outlay on a creative midfielder when Amorim is crying out for an elite striker remains to be seen.

The three-time European champions also have Kenan Yildiz and Xavi Simons on their list but both are also going to cost a lot of money. INEOS will have to prioritise once the summer window opens.

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Souness demands someone at Man Utd to ‘hold hands up’ over ‘atrocious’ transfer decision

Liverpool legend Graeme Souness slams Man Utd over their decision to sell a “high-energy, box-to-box workaholic who chips in with important goals.”

The Red Devils are having a terrible time of it this season with Ruben Amorim’s side currently 13th in the Premier League table after 29 matches.

Man Utd have made numerous bad transfer decisions in the almost 12 years since Sir Alex Ferguson left Old Trafford with a number of big-money signings flopping.

But one of the worst departures in recent years was the sale of Scott McTominay to Napoli for a fee that could reportedly rise to around £25.7m.

And Souness has hit out at the decision to sell the Scotland international and labelled it “an atrocious piece of judgment” from the decision-makers at Man Utd.

Souness told the Daily Mail: “Oh how Manchester United must regret selling Scott McTominay.

“He’s a fantastic modern footballer. A high-energy, box-to-box workaholic who chips in with important goals.

“He was 27 years old and not hurting United with his wages when the club’s ‘decision-makers’ thought it was a bright idea to sell him to Napoli for £25million.

“They’d gone out and spent £58m on an ageing, 30-year-old Casemiro, and paid him £370,000 a week. And another £42m on Manuel Ugarte. Collective transfer fees of £100m.

“Would someone at United please hold their hand up and say, ‘This was my shout.’ Because it’s been an atrocious piece of judgment.

“The perfect example of the mismanagement on an industrial scale at that club since Fergie packed in.

“McTominay has flourished at Napoli. Maybe United should be asking themselves how much it will cost to get him back.”

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Another former Scotland international Pat Nevin agrees with Souness that Man Utd should have kept hold of McTominay or sold him for a higher fee.

Speaking to Casino Hawks, Nevin added: “I think Scott McTominay was worth £50 million before he left Manchester United.

“It was a monster mistake by United. If you asked any Scottish people when he left for £25million, everybody went, you what?

“After what he’d been doing for Scotland after that period he’d had in the team for Manchester United when he suddenly was moved a lot farther forward and showed what he’s good at in his best position.

“I know West Ham wanted him, but I’d have taken him at Chelsea in a heartbeat. Absolutely. I mean, he really has that much quality.

“But apart from anything else from United, he was showing the spirit every single time we walked on that pitch that that club needs, that that club doesn’t have to be anywhere near the level they want.

“You’ve got Casemiro and Christian Eriksen, fabulous players in their time, but their time’s coming up and you’re getting rid of McTominay? That’s just finance. That’s nothing else.

“Is he worth £50m now? Yes. But he was before. I’m delighted for him. I’m not even mildly surprised at how well he’s done in Italy. Not even slightly.”