Man Utd Wrap Up Season Long Loan As Antony Agrees To Summer Move Back To Old Trafford

BACK Man Utd are set to bring Antony back to Old Trafford this summer in a shock move. The powers that be have decided that the man who invented the 720-degree spin has to return and show his outstanding skill in Manchester once more. The Brazilian was widely heralded for his ability to cut inside and shoot, while steadfastly refusing to use his right foot and run down down the wing under any circumstances. Those suggesting that it was due to a lack of pace have been derided, with more credible sources claiming that the master plan was put in place by Erik ten Hag, who placed a ban on using the right hand side of the pitch. The only exception is when Antony does his beguiling spin. Fans will once again be in awe as Antony rotates the ball around his feet, perplexing opponents as they wonder why he doesn’t do something more useful with possession. Man Utd coaches feel that Antony’s skills are wasted in Spain The pace and potent threat that the likes of Bryan Mbeumo and Amad pose were seen as too basic and orthodox by United’s management team. They have seen Antony’s efforts during his time at Real Betis, having scored an unbelievable 7 goals in 24 league games this season, as all the evidence they need to re-sign him on loan. They clearly still believe he is worth the £86m they paid for him back in 2022. Rumours have it that Antony will be reunited with an ex-teammate The Brazilian is not the only one of ten Hag’s former players who will be back at Old Trafford next season. It has been decided that Andre Onana (who is currently on loan at Trabzonspor) will come back to United and take up the gloves as number one again. Senne Lammens has been deemed unworthy as he doesn’t drop the ball or flap at corners as often as they would like. As you may have gathered, this is an April Fool’s story. Have a good day and don’t believe everything you read online! Want more news on Man Utd? Add Man U News as a preferred source on Google David Tully David has worked as a football reporter for the last fifteen years. Having started as an intern at Snack Media, he then went on to become a freelancer, working on various different sites. At the start of 2023, he took up his current role as content writer for the Football News Network.