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Tweets of the Week: England flag row and the worst shot of all-time

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It’s time for another round of the best and funniest tweets on Football Twitter from the past week. 

And oh boy is there a lot to get through. There was the small matter of the St. George’s cross being redesigned, while one of Chelsea’s star players hit an indescribable shot.

There’s also Richarlison bullying one of his Spurs’ teammates in virtual reality, a debate on whether Son Heung-min would be a better leader than Winston Churchill, Nottingham Forest’s points deduction, and so much more.

When this week started, I bet Nike didn’t think this tweet would kick off an online furore that’s still ongoing. 

A playful update to the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 of St. George appears on the collar to unite and inspire. pic.twitter.com/lXEjXhbIJO

— Nike Football (@nikefootball) March 18, 2024

England flag controversy ignores the real scandal

Weirdly, no one noticed all the other times the St. George’s cross was altered on an England jersey. 

you shouldn’t mess with the flag, except all the times it’s been done already and no one gave a shit 🫠 pic.twitter.com/xsedhN5qXx

— EPTD (@eptd_) March 21, 2024

Do you remember the riots of 2010 when Joey Barton and fellow patriots took to the streets in faux outrage about the St George’s cross in four different colours… pic.twitter.com/kdSGNRby9p

— Kit Crimes ⚽️ (@KitCrimes) March 21, 2024

The mere sight of the new cross is causing England fans up and down the country to spontaneously implode. 

Just seen the new England flag on the TV pic.twitter.com/sRGThqSNqN

— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) March 23, 2024

Nike aren’t the only guilty party here. This lot belong in prison, or worse: Wales. 

Thousands of vile England fans deface the St George’s flag at the World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😡 pic.twitter.com/FMUGlshu1x

— Alfie | HITC Sevens (@HITCSevens) March 21, 2024

I can’t believe they put this on the sacred England shirt. Disgusting. 

DISGRACE having that on an England shirt.

Nike should recall all kits immediately. pic.twitter.com/RItosEwFS8

— Mr Quinn (@JordToon) March 22, 2024

The worst international kits released this month

Good thing we have honest brokers like Nigel Farage to set things straight. 

Leave the colours of our national flag alone, says Nigel Farage https://t.co/BKYIoCQBwZ pic.twitter.com/adIJdWGTLy

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) March 22, 2024

Mind you, the kit is being snapped up by the Three Lions’ key constituency. 

3XL already sold out, what a country pic.twitter.com/G28P8sQzka

— Harley (@whuharley18) March 21, 2024

The best England kits of all time

We need to show respect to the one true flag. 

playful update to the flag, what do we think guys!!!! #twitterblades #sufc pic.twitter.com/Eqjm5CRfdK

— Dylan ⚔️☭ (@_windridge_) March 22, 2024

And when I said one, I meant two, obviously. 


— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) March 22, 2024

Or three. 


— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) March 22, 2024

Just imagine if they tried this on with the Brazil flag…

https://t.co/h0VPbu1IL4 pic.twitter.com/OHSlnvQKYf

— danny g (@GILFXYLE) March 22, 2024

Five memorable games between England and Brazil

For God’s sake, is nothing sacred anymore?

Fuck sake now the lions have had their nails painted…. What next?? https://t.co/E6s90ljWin pic.twitter.com/gHhwRm5MKv

— Lord Ash ⛰️ (@Ash__1992__) March 23, 2024

Wait, you mean to tell me the England flag is… stolen? This proud nation would never steal a thing from another country without permission – right?!

Fun fact about the England flag is that in 1190 English merchants licenced its use from Genoa as a disguise to protect English ships in the Mediterranean & the King paid an annual licencing fee for its use. Eventually England stopped paying the fee & it just.. became our flag. pic.twitter.com/qBetWA8MAG

— Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives (@darren_cullen) March 22, 2024

Shaking my head vigorously at this. Once again Marcus Rashford is pushing his agenda down our throats. 

Keep politics out of football 👎🏻👎🏻 pic.twitter.com/5HvCL5WRKJ

— Nathan (@NathWrigley) March 19, 2024

Raheem Sterling may have committed the worst shot attempt in Premier League history. 

This angle is outrageous pic.twitter.com/wHwDqgLh3l

— 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗮 (@angeliapt4) March 18, 2024

It gets worse the more you see it. 

It gets funnier the more you watch it 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/shiv4nP7Wc

— Nathan ⭐️⭐️ (@cfcnathan26) March 17, 2024

Fantasy Premier League: Double gameweek fixtures confirmed

These two deserve their own reality TV show at this stage. 

Emerson Royal shitting himself on a virtual reality walk the plank is in unironically the best thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/9ommNZ2ptl

— Billie (@Billie_T) March 23, 2024

The flag drama really took away from the real issues we should be talking about. 

“Churchill could get us top 4 but son couldn’t of won the world war” pic.twitter.com/8XQjbKvUgQ

— Jake. (@YedIin) March 18, 2024

Now we need to solves the real mystery. 

That’s the Kate saga solved. Now where’s Tyrell Malacia https://t.co/oziYVie7IN

— Jamie H TOUR TICKETS ON SALE (@JamieHComedy) March 22, 2024

The Incel Derby is upon us. 

Hold the fuck up lads

The Virgin Derby is upon us pic.twitter.com/bJfiW2ocjQ

— 𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢🇧🇪 (@OfficialVizeh) March 19, 2024

Nottingham Forest were deducted four points, but it could have been a lot worse. 

🚨 The Premier League have this evening published an amended version of the sanctions against Nottingham Forest detailing a further 10-point deduction. pic.twitter.com/YVnXqdVKCa

— Tom Dutton (@TomDutty) March 19, 2024

Who could be sold by Nottingham Forest following financial breach?

Man City just want a level playing field, is that so much to ask for?

city winning a threepeat in a league full of financial cheats will go down as the greatest underdog story in football history https://t.co/k1qxpoqpNQ

— m (@morganmcfc_) March 18, 2024

Every points deduction in English top-flight football

It’s always a good time to enjoy a Spurs chicken breast. 

It’s the day after Patrick’s day. A great time to enjoy a delicious Tottenham Hotspur chicken breast pic.twitter.com/HWqVLR4eyZ

— David O’Doherty (@phlaimeaux) March 18, 2024

Does anyone actually want to make the top four?

Villa & Spurs battling for CL football pic.twitter.com/PbIr4vBlTF

— • ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ ᴇʟʟɪs • (@fullback03) March 17, 2024

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp had an inexplicable meltdown over an innocuous question. 

The end of Jürgen Klopp’s interview with Danish TV. 🥴pic.twitter.com/sSmi5LA4wE

— Danish Scout (@DanishScout_) March 17, 2024

Real Madrid ‘monitoring’ Liverpool star amid contract talks

We’ve all made mistakes in life. 

Nice mate mine was spending £80 on eafc24 ultimate edition https://t.co/V3bAUtzuO3

— Luke (@Lukedutchh) March 22, 2024

Antonio Conte to Bayern Munich? This could be very funny, just not for Harry Kane. 

Do you think all of professional football is now a psy op to see how much stress Harry Kane can take before he goes on a killing spree in his Sketchers?
The evidence is growing tbh. https://t.co/3tP3XNgw8n

— Forza Bahab (@Forzabahab) March 20, 2024

Dune 2 is finally in cinemas, not that Roy Keane is impressed with Paul Atreides’ carry-on. 

‘So he’s ridden on the back of Shai-Hulud, so what? He’s the Lisan Al Gaib, that’s his job. He’s not won anything yet. Save the celebrating for when you lead the Fremen to paradise.’ pic.twitter.com/Lx8jfvFKCD

— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) March 17, 2024

There’s love in those French eyes. 

Never beating the allegations pic.twitter.com/XF9XpIm0K0

— brick van exel (@guerlainguerier) March 18, 2024

One of the few realistic statues out there. 

The fact they’ve already made statues for Bellingham is mental https://t.co/iwFNehsegd

— steven Klopp (@stevenKloppLFC2) March 19, 2024

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