Man Utd and Casemiro both stuck as Arsenal keep their man captive

When the transfer window slamming shut/simply closing (we’re not, by the way, at all comfortable with Richard Keys showing hitherto untapped reserves of self-awareness with his tweets about that this year) there will always be those left with no chair when the music stops. Not everyone can be Marcus Rashford and get their much-needed escape from purgatory. Here are five…