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United defender pushing for return to former club after frustrating spell under Amorim – report

Manchester United centre-back Victor Lindelof reportedly wants to return to Benfica.

Ruben Amorim’s arrival at Old Trafford has opened the doors for United central defenders to accumulate more minutes, as the Portuguese tactician’s philosophy is based around the 3-4-3 formation.

Harry Maguire, who struggled for regular gametime under Erik ten Hag, has now become a key part of Amorim’s setup. However, the ex-Sporting CP boss’ arrival has done little to change the fortunes of Lindelof.

Despite long-term injuries to Jonny Evans and Lisandro Martinez, the Sweden international has remained a peripheral figure under Amorim.

The 30-year-old is yet to start a Premier League game this term and has managed just over 400 minutes across all competitions. He delivered a shaky display against Fulham in the FA Cup after coming on as a second-half substitute on Sunday.

Lindelof’s contract is due to expire at the end of the season and at this point, United have not indicated any desire to hand him a new deal.

According to the Portuguese publication Record (via Sport Witness), Lindelof wants to return to Benfica, eight years after departing Portugal for England.

Before joining the Jose Mourinho-led United in 2017, the Swede spent around five years at Benfica and it is claimed that he welcomes the possibility of playing for the Eagles once again.

It is understood that Lindelof frequently visits Portugal and feels the time is right for him to re-sign for Benfica.

The prospect of signing the United centre-back as a free agent appears attractive for the Portuguese outfit but it remains unclear how keen they are to secure his services.

Currently, Benfica are blessed with defenders Nicolas Otamendi, Tomas Araujo, Antonio Silva, and Adrian Bajrami to guard their penalty area.

United, meanwhile, reportedly decided against signing Benfica left-back Alvaro Carreras in January as Amorim preferred Patrick Dorgu to strengthen his flanks.

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Zirkzee can still count on fans’ support

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Zirkzee can still count on fans’ support

ManUtd.com reporter Adam Marshall at Old Trafford.

Tuesday 04 March 2025 11:08

Rewind to 12 January and Joshua Zirkzee is stepping up to take a penalty that can dump Arsenal out of the Emirates FA Cup.

As he prepared to take the decisive spot-kick, it was not lost that he had recently suffered the pain of being jeered at Old Trafford, when substituted during a defeat to Newcastle United.

I think most people will accept the Dutchman was merely a lightning rod for the fans’ ire and frustration that day, a theory bolstered by the support he swiftly received when warming up in our following game, against Liverpool at Anfield.

He came on as a substitute and would have had the matchwinning assist at the death, had the ball not bobbled and Harry Maguire’s shot gone over, rather than under, the bar.

Hear how the fans chanted Joshua Zirkzee’s name after his failure from the spot.

So Zirkzee must have been buoyed by this clear, unequivocal backing from our loyal supporters but it would only be human to feel nervous as he was the man charged with the responsibility of deciding the tie with the Gunners.

Yet he smashed the penalty past David Raya and could celebrate in front of the away end, giving us a moment to remember fondly at the Emirates Stadium.

Zirkzee’s subsequent form has led to him being on our three-man shortlist for the February Player of the Month award, won by Bruno Fernandes, and there are signs he is starting to feel more at home in his surroundings, amid the helter-skelter world of the Premier League.

And the nature of football at the highest level means things change quickly. Very quickly. The forward ran himself into the ground during the 120 minutes (much more than this when you consider injury time) against Fulham on Sunday, after putting in another huge shift in midweek as the 10-man Reds managed to overcome Ipswich Town 3-2.

He looked exhausted as he walked from the halfway line for our fifth penalty, needing to score to prolong the shootout by at least another kick and place pressure on Fulham’s final taker, after Victor Lindelof’s effort had already been saved by Bernd Leno.

Unfortunately, the 23-year-old’s strike was too close to Leno, who palmed away again, and United’s hopes of reaching a third successive FA Cup final were up in smoke.

Zirkzee looked crestfallen, his devastation obvious even after receiving commiserations from his colleagues and a sympathetic Ruben Amorim.

Yet the crowd instantly showed its support and understanding for his dejection. ‘Oh Joshua Zirkzee’ rang out form the Stretford End, he was applauded off the field and left in no doubt that no fingers of blame were being pointed in his direction. I’d wager this is probably pretty unusual in such circumstances.

It was certainly encouraging to witness and was exactly what is required at this difficult, critical stage of the season for United.

So, when Zirkzee posts on social media to say ‘Sorry to let you down, Reds’, he cannot feel down. There is simply no time, with Thursday’s Europa League tie at Real Sociedad looming on the horizon.

Josh is likely to be a key figure in Spain and, against technical opponents from La Liga, may be granted a fraction more time, a fraction more space, to really exhibit the close control and skills were have started to see more frequently in recent weeks.

The Europa League can still save the Reds’ season, even if there are concerns over fatigue heading into the first leg at the Reale Arena.

The stakes are so high that everybody has to be in this together, and you can be sure the travelling supporters will be 100 per cent behind Zirkzee and his team-mates, the shootout agony quickly forgotten.

What counts now is putting on a professional display in San Sebastian and going into the return game at Old Trafford from a position of strength.

Our no.11 has still to open his European goal account for the club he joined in the summer. Thursday evening would be the perfect time to do that and further endear himself to the fans who are starting to appreciate what he can offer to this team.

The opinions in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of Manchester United Football Club.

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Malard: I was feeling the vibes

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Malard: I was feeling the vibes

Tuesday 04 March 2025 10:22

Melvine Malard is enjoying her first season as a permanent Manchester United player after she spent last season on loan with the Reds.

The striker continued her good form with a goal in the weekend win over Leicester City and is loving life in Manchester.

“I enjoy it here because now it’s my home, it’s really my home. I’m so happy here,” she said.

During her loan spell, she quickly became a fan favourite after scoring some crucial goals, including against Arsenal in the league and Paris Saint-Germain, in our first ever Champions League game. 

“It was important to continue because, when I came here for loan, I was feeling a lot of the vibes with the supporters, with my team-mates on the pitch and I wanted to continue that for the stability in my life and my career also,” she explained.

“It is a very big club for me and a new challenge.”

After scoring against Everton recently, Malard rushed over to our supporters, high-fiving the fans in celebration.

“When we watch the football, the men do that, and I would like the same for the girls. The same feeling. When we score with the celebration, we enjoy it and we keep this moment because it’s hard to score in the game. When you score, I would like to enjoy it and take that time.

“Also I’m a player that really smiles and has energy. If I score or my team-mates score, I cannot stay silent!”

Malard further won the hearts of fans in the build up to last season’s Adobe FA Cup final as she was pictured turning up to training sporting a David Beckham shirt.

“That, for me, is normal because I remember it was the week of the FA Cup final, and I know a lot of legends played here. We need inspiration from these players and David Beckham is a legend here.

“When I put that on, everyone sent me messages and was like ‘that’s good!’ Also, I like the style – it’s a bit of both [things].”

Our legendary, Treble-winning no.7 is not the only player from the past who Malard is taking inspiration from, as she reflects on her trips to the United Museum.

“The club is very important for me. My head is here, my energy is here and when I go to the museum, I see a lot of trophies – that for me is the objective because it’s a big club for the men, sure.

“But I would like it also to be a big club for the women and we’ve started, now I’m here for the history. I would like a big history with Manchester United.”

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“I spoke with him a little bit,” she says. “I told him I’m the number nine also! That, for me, is crazy. When I left, I called my dad, I called my mum, I said I saw Andy, because that is my dad’s generation.

“It’s crazy and I follow him on Instagram, sometimes I speak with him because I would like to learn for the football, for my career and when I have an opportunity, I go for it.”

Her job this season is clear, she said: “My job, for me, it’s to help, every time, my team-mates and the club to progress back towards the Champions League.”

With the Reds sitting second in the WSL, not far behind Chelsea, we are making good progress in our quest to secure European football for next season. 

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Man Utd: Scholes names ex-Red Devils star ‘angry’ Ferguson made play injured

Paul Scholes has revealed that ex-boss Sir Alex Ferguson made one former Manchester United star play with a hamstring injury vs Wolves.

Scholes discussed the incident during the latest episode of The Overlap when discussing the relationship between players and physios.

The Red Devils legend brought up former England international Owen Hargreaves, who was often prone to injury during his spell at Old Trafford.

Scholes claims former Man Utd manager Ferguson became overly frustrated with Hargreaves during the 2010/11 campaign as they prepared for a match against Arsenal.

After missing the start of the 10/11 season, Hargreaves made his first Premier League appearance of the campaign against Wolves in November.

Hargreaves felt his hamstring during the warm-up, but an “angry” Ferguson made him play and he was forced off after around ten minutes.

“I remember, we had Owen Hargreaves who was unfortunately injured a lot, and the manager eventually became frustrated because we couldn’t get him back,” Scholes revealed on The Overlap, brought to you by Sky Bet.

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“I remember one game where we were playing Arsenal at home, Owen had been out for some time and was nearly back, and he went out for the warmup and came in feeling his hamstring and you could just see the anger and frustration in the manager’s face.

“He said, ‘You’re playing,’ and that was it. It didn’t end well – within 15 minutes, Owen had to come off and was out for a long time after that – there has to be frustration from managers as well.”

This proved Hargreaves’ only Premier League appearance of the season. At the time, Ferguson claimed Man Utd “took a chance” on the injury-prone midfielder.

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He said: “We were at the stage where we knew Owen’s knee was okay,’ Ferguson said at the time. ‘His training performances for eight or nine days previously had been terrific.

“He had done really well, which is why we took the chance. But maybe the tension in the build-up for the lad was too much and he suffered because of it.”

Scholes has also admitted that he must have been a “pain in the a*** for the physios”.

“I think that mentality is a big thing when people get injured,” Scholes said. “Say someone does their hamstring and the physio says its eight weeks, the first thing I wanted to know was what I had done, how long I’d be out, then my mentality switched to ‘Right, I’m going to beat it.

“I could imagine that I was a pain in the a*** for the physios because I was always going to the physio everyday saying, ‘What am I doing today? Can I step up to the bike? When am I going outside?’

“I don’t see that in many players these days. Once you say twelve weeks hamstring that’s it, they’re taking twelve weeks and they’re not coming back before that.”

Sensational United academy star compared to Messi pens lucrative deal with Nike – report

Sports company Nike have come out on top in a sensational sponsorship war for Manchester United youngster JJ Gabriel.

The 14 year old is one of the most hyped and discussed talents at the football club at the moment and was even called “Kid Messi” when he was younger.

He scored a hattrick in the Floodlit Cup in October, which caught the eye of numerous clubs around Europe.

Gabriel has also impressed many around the club and at only 14 years old, he was promoted to the Under-18s, as coaches have been flabbergasted by his potential.

The Daily Mail report that United are aware of massive interest in the player from European giants such as Real Madrid, FC Barcelona and Bayern Munich.

For that reason, the club have accelerated his progress as he travelled and warmed up with United’s under-18s ahead of the Youth Cup quarter final victory over Arsenal last week.

The Mail also reported that “a queue of brands” are eager to work with the youngster as his Instagram followers have sky-rocketed lately.

“A flurry of major brands were jockeying to land Gabriel in the past few months before he put pen to paper with Nike last month on what is understood to be one of the most lucrative contracts handed out to a player of his age.”

“Nike representatives regularly watch Gabriel at matches and he has been on the radar of multiple brands since he penned his first deal with Nike as an Under 10 player.”

United were keen for Gabriel to sign with their kit sponsors Adidas, but it was the American sportswear company that came out on top.

One source close to the player claimed that “he’s going to end up like Ronaldo. Just goals, goals, goals.”

With numerous recent youth signings such as Chido Obi and Ayden Heaven making their debuts in the last few weeks and United’s progress to the semi-finals of the Youth Cup, it is certainly an exciting time around the club at academy level.

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President of shock club asserts lofty ambitions to tempt Cristiano Ronaldo away from Al-Nassr – report

Brazilian club Portuguesa are set to launch a shock move to secure the services of former Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo.

The former United number seven joined Saudi Arabian side Al-Nassr in 2023 after leaving Old Trafford in November 2022 after an explosive interview with Piers Morgan, where he criticised then manager Erik ten Hag and the owners of the club.

The 40 year old has played 100 matches for the Saudi side, scoring 89 goals in the process.

He has only won one trophy during his time in the Middle East however, clinching the Arab Club Champions Cup in 2023.

Ronaldo has been tipped to sign a new contract at Al-Nassr as he still has designs of playing in the 2026 World Cup for Portugal.

Nonetheless, Alex Bourgeois, president of Brazilian club Portuguesa, has claimed that his club will sensationally try and tempt the Portuguese legend to Brazil.

Speaking to CNN (via talkSPORT) the president claimed that the club have already tried to lure fellow former United star Nani and that they aim to “restore” the pride of the Portuguese community in Brazil.

“We are behind and we will try for 2026, for the 2026 Paulistão, to bring in a great Portuguese!”

Commenting on Ronaldo specifically he asserted, “he’s the greatest Portuguese of all time, he’s the greatest personality in the world today.”

The president believes that the specific goal of his football club to unite Portuguese people gives them a unique selling point in the race for the all-time leading international goalscorer.

“It would be great, but I can imagine how many people don’t offer anything related to Portugal to Cristiano Ronaldo, right?”

“But it’s obvious that he’s a great Portuguese, and obviously, at some point, we’re going to have to try to talk.”

He went on to explain that the role of the club is to try and “build a bridge” between Brazil and Portugal through the club.

The team are currently in the Paulista A1 division in Brazil, which is the top-flight professional state football league in the state of São Paulo.


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“It’s just ridiculous”: Former United scout blasts Amorim’s latest withering review of his squad

The Manchester United dressing room will be majorly unhappy with the latest comments made by manager Ruben Amorim according to former club chief scout Mick Brown.

The Portuguese coach has had an incredibly tough journey so far as United manager, winning just five out of 16 Premier League matches since he took over in November.

United’s horrendous season went from bad to worse as they were knocked out of the FA Cup fifth round on penalties against Fulham last weekend.

What it means is, United have only the Europa League to play for and they will face Real Sociedad in a crunch first leg match in San Sebastian on Thursday of this week.

Amorim has certainly not been shy about United’s problems and before the cup game he claimed that numerous players are aware that they will be leaving the club at the end of the season.

Whilst some pundits and fans have praised Amorim for his honesty and totally distinct approach to previous manager Erik ten Hag on such issues, others believe that it has created a detrimental effect in the changing room.

A former United chief scout and assistant manager, Mick Brown, has told Football Insider that the United squad is reeling from the manager’s latest brutally honest comments.

Brown claimed, “it’s going to be catastrophic for the dressing room morale. You’re essentially telling the players that they’re not wanted and are dispensable.”

“Even if that’s true, you don’t have to say it, it’s just ridiculous.”

He argued that Amorim is just piling on more negativity to a squad that is already full of it and that the objective should be the opposite, to foster a positive atmosphere in the club.

“Since Amorim came to Man United, that doesn’t seem to be the case at all. Almost every week he’s got a new criticism of the players and their abilities. The whole thing is a shambles, it doesn’t stack up in any way, shape or form.”

The former scout also stated that it was inappropriate to tell players that they will be leaving half way through the season and that he could not expect them to give 100% once they know they are no longer part of the project by the end of the season.

This is not the first time that Amorim has been so brutally honest about his players as he claimed that he was in charge of possibly the worst United team in history.

There is also the argument that Man United’s players have had numerous chances to prove themselves and that no problem has ever really been solved by axing the managers. It is obvious that Amorim needs many different players to make an unbalanced squad function and especially a different profile of players to fit his 3-4-3 formation.

Therefore, it could be stated that Amorim is just sensibly articulating a fact that everyone seems to know needs to happen at the club in what will be a long journey back to the top of English football.

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Man Utd want sacked West Ham boss to replace Amorim as unhesitating board line up three candidates

Man Utd have lined up three candidates to replace Ruben Amorim at Old Trafford if they decide to sack the head coach, according to reports.

The Red Devils are having a nightmare season with the Man Utd board deciding to replace Erik ten Hag with Amorim in November.

Amorim has failed to get improved performances or results from the players with Man Utd currently 14th in the Premier League table after 27 matches.

The Portuguese coach has seemingly taken Man Utd even further backwards with the Red Devils also exited the FA Cup at the fifth round stage against Fulham on Sunday.

Amorim’s players are struggling to get to grips with the former Sporting CP boss’ style of play, philosophy and tactics – but he will be hoping to get to prove himself next season despite recent poor displays.

Man Utd have only been able to provide him with one signing that suits his system, in the form of January addition Patrick Dorgu, but Amorim needs a lot more turn around the Red Devils’ fortunes.

But he may not last until the summer with Spanish website Fichajes claiming that the Man Utd board are ‘beginning to consider a possible change in their management following the recent results’ under Amorim.

It is understood that ‘the leaders at Old Trafford are already analysing possible replacements in case the situation does not improve in the coming months’.

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The report continues by revealing the three possible candidates to replace Amorim, including recently-sacked West Ham boss Julen Lopetegui:

‘Among the candidates who are sounding the strongest are names of great prestige in European football. Joachim Löw , former Germany coach and world champion in 2014, is an attractive option due to his ability to manage dressing rooms with great figures.

‘Meanwhile, Julen Lopetegui , with experience in clubs such as Sevilla and Real Madrid, is also a profile that is liked, since he has demonstrated his ability to rebuild projects and make competitive teams, and he is also free after having been fired by West Ham.

‘Finally, Massimiliano Allegri , who currently manages Juventus, is presented as a solid alternative due to his experience in the elite and his success in Serie A.

‘United have been struggling to find stability since the departure of Sir Alex Ferguson and the managerial post has been a constant source of uncertainty. If Amorim fails to get the team back on track, the board will not hesitate to move forward to bring in a new leader who can return the club to the top of European football.’

Liverpool beat Man Utd on three key factors in post-Klopp planning

Did Jurgen Klopp really leave a better squad behind at Liverpool than Sir Alex Ferguson at Man Utd, or were the club just better at planning?

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Klopp v Fergie legacy: The verdict
Klopp definitely left a strong squad behind but 6-12 months and a bad managerial choice would affect this a lot.

Fergie left a winning team that was clearly not going to improve no matter who came in to manage them. Far too many players too close to the glue factory (eg management or punditry).

Klopp left a team in good shape but with quite a few aging stars, contract issues, wantaway players, and a couple of gaping holes. That’s not exactly perfect.

There was no reliable central striker (Darwin not good enough, Jota not fit often enough).

Defensive midfield had clearly been an issue. Endo has a lot of qualities but wasn’t quite good enough and no one (including Klopp) thought that Ryan Gravenberch was the solution to that.

What we have right now is great and I am delighted. But some of that is down to changes made by the Slot and half of it could be ripped apart in a few months.

So with the wrong manager, or with another few months under the belt, Liverpool could be as bad as United were, just not as immediately as United were under Moyes.

The issue is that United didn’t have a long-term plan when Ferguson left. I’m not sure how much of that was Fergie’s fault. I’ve long suspected that he didn’t need long-term plans as he was so good at adapting. If the team were suffering he was good at changing things up, finding one star player who would make the difference, finding a youngster to add something different mid season, or just finding a weakness in the opposition.

Maybe because Fergie was so good at adapting and didn’t need help from the club with the long term set up, the club was caught completely off guard. Is that a negative accusation you could lay at his feet? Papa Fergie, you did everything for us so you didn’t prepare us for the real world!!

Klopp, meanwhile, never had that much control. There was always a background team doing the long-term planning.

Did Klopp leave a better team? Maybe in the short term.

Did Liverpool have a better long-term plan? Definitely.

Did Liverpool choose Klopp’s successor better? Yes!!
Joe, LFC

FA Cup could be real magic
People sometimes say that the magic of the cup is gone but look at the record of the teams left in it.

Brighton – never won
Forest – 66 years ago
Bournemouth – never won
City – 2 years ago!!
Preston – never won
Villa – 68 years ago
Fulham – never
Palace – never won

Safe to say that the fans of the 7 proper clubs remaining would give their right (and left) arm to win.

What a great year it is for this.

Now come on Bournemouth!
Paul

Johnny needs to find a new hobby
It feels like raging against the machine just for the sake of it. An awful round 4 of the FA cup showed us life without VAR, and while my club United benefited greatly from it, it must be MAD infuriating to be on the wrong end of a stupid refereeing or offside call and having no way to solve that.

VAR is justice in a place where there was no justice before. Referees make tons of mistakes, and without VAR the injustices will prevail. So if you have to keep quiet and wait 5 minutes to do so, please shut up and sit in your place without making stupid comments like “it’s moronic to defend VAR”. No it’s not, it’s just moronic to continue to fight against it.

When it’s your team on the line, I am sure all the supporters in the world would be happy to wait 3 days rather than watch their player get a wrongful red card or the opp get a penalty that never was etc in a knockout game. I am slightly exaggerating but let’s think of VAR in this singular thought, if your team scores a goal but it’s given offside and it never was, and your player is sent off but it was never a red. Would you still be against VAR?

The only issue with VAR is its implementation. And the trial and error process is bound to have some errors. So let them test it around, as long as the right decision is taken at the end of it, VAR is needed and will be prefered over referees any day of any week. Do we want it to be much faster and better implemented? Yes. Do I want to see Lampard’s goal disallowed, players rewarded for diving, offiside goals given and more ? Never again in my life.

I would rather remove referees and automate the system with the on field referee just being a mouthpiece of the person monitoring the system and making better, quicker and smarter decisions. All VAR needs is to be refined into a quicker, better functioning system.
Aman Sheth

Bored crazy person has crazy football-related idea for content
After I read Dave Tickner’s article about Man Utd being knocked out of the FA Cup by Fulham I had an idea.  Please trust me.

Imagine you arrive at the stadium of the football club you follow and there is a lot of commotion outside because there has been a road accident and people are trying to help those involved. As you look around you see there is a door marked “Authorised Personnel Only – No Randoms Allowed” and no-one is guarding or watching that door.

As you are curious and disrespectful of authority you furtively make your way to that door and when you realise that no-one has noticed what you are doing you push open the door with your back and go into what you hope will be an inner sanctum of your favourite club’s stadium.

When you turn around you are in a short corridor and in front of you is a set of double doors which is partly open. The left hand door bears the letters “VAR” and you immediately walk towards it, turning your head as you do to check that no-one has followed you. When you realise that you are on your own you walk through the doors and find yourself in a room containing banks of blank screens, silent speakers, controls and machines displaying flashing lights but only one impressive chair, in front of which is a space at a desk where there is a button marked “On”. You sit down in the chair and press the button and the doors of the room slam shut and the screens and speakers crackle into life. As you walked into the room you didn’t look to see what was written on the right hand door but next the screens and the speakers tell you where you are.

You are in VARADIS which stands for Varying Actions Results And Decisions In Sport. VARADIS is a time machine and as it has materialised in a football stadium it has the ability to show you the entire history of football. Every match, board meeting, training session and kickabout in a street everywhere in the world at any time is available for you to watch from that chair.

Furthermore, VARADIS gives you the power to go back to any moment in football history and change it. However, before you get carried away with the possibilities that being the God of Football gives you VARADIS gives you a warning: you can change anything in the history of football but you can only change one thing and afterwards you can only watch to see the effects your one change had.

If this football-themed sci-fi fantasy came true what would you change and what effects do you think that change would have? There is a whole world of possibilities but you can only make one change so choose carefully. Would you disallow Maradona’s “Hand Of God” goal for handball? When a fan at Old Trafford held up a banner saying “3 years of excuses and it’s still crap…tara Fergie” on December 9th 1989 would you sack Fergie the next morning? When the ball was passed to Sergio Aguero with the match against QPR tied 2-2 in injury time would you make him miss and City miss out on the title? Would you persuade Roman Abramovich to spend some of his billions buying a Formula 1 team rather than Chelsea? Would you stop the Premier League breaking away from the rest of the football league? Would you make Lionel Messi be born into a family from Rickmansworth?

You may get a few messages to the mailbox or an article out of this idea, you may get absolutely no responses at all or you may get so many responses you could add a new section to your site for publishing football time travel fantasies and discussions of “What if” scenarios. What would have happened if the “Hand Of God” goal had been disallowed, Maradona had been sent off and play was restarted at 0-0 with an England free kick? If Fergie had been sacked in 1989 who would have replaced him, would United still have won the Treble in 1999 and would the Glazers ever buy the club? If the Premier League hadn’t broken away would Arsenal have been able to sign Bergkamp, Vieira and Henry? If Aguero misses is Roberto Mancini sacked and does Pep Guardiola become City’s manager four years earlier than he actually did, before Fergie retires, Liverpool appoint Jürgen Klopp and Leicester City can win the title? In the entire history of football you change one thing. Does that change the entire future of football?

TL;DR – cross Match Of The Day with Doctor Who, When Saturday Comes with Sliding Doors or Soccer Saturday with The Matrix and see what you can come up with. “Let’s go back to Kammy who has taken the red pill. What’s happening?” “It’s unbelievable, Jeff!”

Ignore the bit about The Matrix. It’s a different concept. I just couldn’t resist the Kammy red pill line.

If it goes well you can thank me later.

Yours philosophically,
You Can Call Me Al (“All along, along, there were incidents and accidents”)

What really makes a BIG club?
Oddly, I had been wondering what the definition of a Big Club was before I read Dan Mallerman’s mail. Not sure if he answered what was mulling around my head rent free, but it is what it was.

Is it PL titles? That would be City and Liverpool then, no? And Utd, but that was over a decade ago. Chelsea have won it a couple of times since then mind you, and Leicester have won one, too, but I don’t think anyone would say they would be a member.

How about European trophies? If we go back to City and Liverpool, we cannot exclude Utd or Chelsea, but neither can we ignore West Ham.

How about just European places, irrespective of how that was achieved? In that case Arsenal definitely jumps in here, but so, too, do Spurs. Hell, even the likes of Southampton and Burnley qualify for inclusion. Are they Big Clubs? Would an Arsenal fan agree with Spurs being in contention? Doubtful.

Revenue perhaps? Here we find ourselves hearing the cries of ‘cheat’, ‘not organic’, and the like but this is akin to the traditional elitist wealthy pulling their noses up at someone who won 100m in the lottery; money is money after all. But here we find that Utd are skint, Arsenal have blown through hundreds of millions to little effect, and God knows what Chelsea are doing.

Fan base and global recognition? Yes, that’s the barrel being scraped that you hear. The go-to for the idiots amongst our respective fan bases, but I would point to the Dallas Cowboys, possibly one of the most recognisable NFL teams. When was their last Superbowl win? Exactly.

In short, the Big Club definition is completely arbitrary; It is nothing more than ‘my Dad is bigger than your Dad’. There is simply no way to define it, beyond looking at the last 5 years. Because where do we stop? In the PL era we must include Utd, but 1980s Liverpool would like a word, as would the 1930s Arsenal, Forest of the late 1970s, Huddersfield of the 1920s, and Villa of the 1890s.

Just accept and be happy with – like the song we so frequently hear from the terraces – ‘XXX is the greatest team in the World’.
Mike D

Arsenal doing pretty well for their investment
Blimey Lee, you should be employed to write Liverpool’s history
– the glorious, rose tinted narratives could warm the whole city.

Liverpool’s ‘undervalued bargains’ midfield cost you 152m euros as of now (notably somewhat more than Rice), pretty much the definition of a big spend. Of them, MacAllister stands out simply because of the release clause, which admittedly, fair play, but he’d just won the world cup, so not an unknown – also probably not the final number for him according to Sky anyway.

Selling Coutinho for that much money is luck – the most ‘in the right place and the right time’ transfer ever; you will never convince anyone outside Liverpool that it wasn’t.

On Arsenal incidentally, that almost a decade = 6 years. Almost a billion quid = £653m. Averaging 28m euros per player signed (2m less per player than Liverpool under Klopp incidentally). You are also allowed to look things up before typing.

Given that has brought us our best season in 20 years last year and back to the top level and Champions League, most people would say that Arsenal’s investment has been very good. That the majority of the squad aren’t at their full potential yet, there’s a lot more to come. As I said before, Arteta gets a mulligan for this season because of the injuries, but if he gets more money, more luck and still can’t get us over the line, even supporters like me will get impatient.

There isn’t really much more to say on this – ultimately if you think every good signing your club makes is incredible foresight and your team is operating on God mode, rather than football being an incredibly complex system where the only general principle is ‘the more you spend the likelier it is you win things’, and transfers can go well or badly based on anything other than your scout reports, then fair enough, clearly a bit of back and forth in your lunch break with someone who likely also has better things to be doing won’t change your mind.
Tom, Leyton

Ten Hag > Arteta
Dion seems to be a bit slow
. So let me back up the person who said Ten Hag > Arteta. Ten Hag won 2 trophies with a team that is not even 50% of the team Arteta has, and Arteta won nothing in that period. That makes it quite simple now, doesn’t it. It’s not even close. If coming 2nd made you a good manager, then Ole would be considered so as well don’t you think? And don’t cry about 1-2 points or 10-15 points. 2nd is 2nd, trophyless is trophyless. Everything else just doesn’t matter.

You keep talking about progress while defending a team that is regressing. Your points did not matter because when the time came, you wont get to 84 points this season, so when you did get 84 or 89 points, it mattered for nothing as there was someone ahead of you. Like there has always been since a good 21 years now.

Winning trophies with a much worse team > than coming in 2nd winning nothing with a much better team. You know which answer is right, and which is Arteta.
Aman Sheth

Obsessed with Tickers
Dear Sirs – I obviously don’t expect to be honored enough to have my letter contributions published on your pages every time, or even ever, but when you ignore my comments about the ludicrously one-eyed writings from Dave Tickner, which I provided clear embarrassing evidence of, regularly, that’s also ok I guess, but then to actually replace it with a couple of letters which supposedly claim that he is biased in favour of another team altogether, Liverpool, I can’t help but think that the gas lighting is official within these pages.

Guys, wtf?? This is crazy…. I suppose me saying that I am deciding not to read F365 anymore is nothing you should are about in isolation, nor am I narcissistic enough to think you should care, but I might suggest that I can’t be the only person to see the obvious and refuse to be told that we are somehow mental. Damn guys, come on. Is this really it??
Mike WHU

(Mike, we had one mail about Tickers supporting Liverpool which we published entirely tongue in cheek; we then had a mail rightly pointing out that he’s a Spurs fan. And you think we are gaslighting you? Does that not strike you as slightly odd? And self-obsessed as well as Tickner-obsessed? – Ed)

Telling off Ed for being measured
Don’t be so naive. You are attributing guile, cunning and intelligence to a Millwall goalie!!

You see those incidents all the time, the tackles where “I can leave a bit on him and get away with it” all the time.

I guess Ed is the bastion of moral standing so we shouldn’t expect any less piety, just a bit more knowledge of the game and how it’s played would go a long way.

That was premeditated assault, but no, whilst your player is in hospital with 25 stitches you take the moral high ground trying to pretend you’re better. Of course you don’t have to get angry but to deny the clear and obvious is just nauseating self serving guff.

Welcome to Ed Quoth the essay. Hopefully not someone who works for the police.
Fat Man (and he supports Oliver, what a f**king hero!)